Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

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Cirque du Vajay...

 

[gmbteach]

NO NO NO! In order for the illusion to work, I must have a man lying on his back half dressed in black.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Cirque du Vajay...

Thomas II wins, because i'm a sucker for a porny pun.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

Here we go!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Sorry, i don't date women who snag their veil on their 5-O'clock shadow...

 

[KeepTalking]

Promotional still for the upcoming collaboration from Rob Zombie and Tim Burton, House of a Thousand Corpse Brides, starring Rob Zombie in the lead role.

 

[Hickdive]

Meanwhile, at the Michele Bachmann Gender Re-Assignment Clinic.

 

[angelo]

I've been stood up at the alter because the groom didn't think he could handle Jesus and I!

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks!

Here we go!

But you said I could be the bride.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

Promotional still for the upcoming collaboration from Rob Zombie and Tim Burton, House of a Thousand Corpse Brides, starring Rob Zombie in the lead role.

Take it away!

 

[KeepTalking]

Thanks, Thomas II!

Here we go...

 

[Veritass]

Excuse me one second, gotta use the Depends....OK, now where were we?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Even a dozen presidential administrations later, simply appearing in public in a blue dress would cause the press to swarm Monica Lewinsky.

 

[Mageth]

No matter what they tried, they couldn't get a word out of her...

 

[bilby]

Nope. I am not moving until someone brings me an iPhone 6 Plus.

 

[angelo]

What sort of question is that!!! Of course I didn't fart at the Obama formal dinner! !

 

[KeepTalking]

Nope. I am not moving until someone brings me an iPhone 6 Plus.

Winner!

All yours, Bilby.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[angelo]

 

[bilby]

Sorry for the delay guys; A bit busy at work today

Try this one: