Caption Contest

[angelo]

"Wow, you're right, there is an echo!"

Winner! [I was waiting for something along the lines thus: " What am I doing! I'll tell you what I'm doing! This bitch gave me scabies and I'm spraying this insect repellent between her legs! That's what I'm doing!!"]

 

[Keith&Co.]

[I was waiting for something along the lines

Angelo, you can always offer your own captions.
Just as long as you don't pick yourself as winner....

 

[angelo]

Will do.

 

[Thomas II]

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only..." A Tale of Two Cities, by Charles Dickens

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

"Wow, you're right, there is an echo!"

Winner! [I was waiting for something along the lines thus: " What am I doing! I'll tell you what I'm doing! This bitch gave me scabies and I'm spraying this insect repellent between her legs! That's what I'm doing!!"]

Thanks! Here's one that must be shared (from the "Images that make you laugh" thread):

 

[angelo]

Winner! [I was waiting for something along the lines thus: " What am I doing! I'll tell you what I'm doing! This bitch gave me scabies and I'm spraying this insect repellent between her legs! That's what I'm doing!!"]

Thanks! Here's one that must be shared (from the "Images that make you laugh" thread):

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Smile honey! Maybe that dude will give us a banana.

 

[Keith&Co.]

No.

No, no, no.

It's too creepy.

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.

I'm gonna see that goddamned crested black monkey coming at me when i close my eyes at night...




Selling something.

 

[Mageth]

"Hey in there! Keith? Keith, is that you? Yeah, that is you...Hi, Keith!"

 

[Keith&Co.]

"Hey in there! Keith? Keith, is that you? Yeah, that is you...Hi, Keith!"

I never liked you....

 

[Jayjay]

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"Me and Dave just before our trip to the monolith. It's going to be a hoot!"

 

[Turambar]

Do you have a moment to hear the word of our Lord Kong?

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

I'd better call a winner before we lose Keith permanently. Take it away:

"Me and Dave just before our trip to the monolith. It's going to be a hoot!"

 

[Keith&Co.]

I'd better call a winner before we lose Keith permanently. Take it away:

Didn't we USED to be able to put individual threads on ignore?

 

[Jayjay]

I'd better call a winner before we lose Keith permanently. Take it away:

"Me and Dave just before our trip to the monolith. It's going to be a hoot!"

Thanks. Next picture:

 

[angelo]

Do you have a moment to hear the word of our Lord Kong?

Bastard! I was going to use that!!

 

[angelo]

Oh Simon!! Phewww! Did you fart or shit yourself!!!!

 

[spikepipsqueak]

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Honey, are you sure this is how the doctor said we could start a family?

 

[angelo]

Sorry, I can't resist! This pic is a classic.

Good morning madam, we're from The Church of Latter Day Saints, we would like to bless your house if we may!

 

[Mageth]

The annual "96" competition at the wave pool.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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Event organizers for the Caveman Triathlon were at a loss to explain why they couldn't nail down a TV contract.