Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

 

[ZiprHead]

"You don't thnk I know my boobs are saggy?"

 

[Elixir]

“You think I’m in trouble? Wait till I tell them what you told me!”

 

[SLD]

Thanks!

So who did your tits? Just askin‘ for a friend!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

So who did your tits? Just askin‘ for a friend!

WINNER!!!

 

[TV and credit cards]

I'm sorry. We were looking for, "Ha! The right one's lower than the left".
We would have also accepted, "Mine don't sag like that".

 

[SLD]

 

[Tigers!]

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Main speaker at the annual "Aliens talk to us" conference

High priest of the Pastafarians

 

[Thomas II]

Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
A meat ball!

 

[Elixir]

You brought her here, you colander!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Sorry sir, but can you speak up, I'm straining to hear you.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks!

Late to the game:

Damn it, where is my pansy spray?!

 

[starwater]

No sir, I really am the high priest of the flying spaghetti monster's.

 

[Thomas II]

Yeah, so I went to see "Barbie"...What about it?

 

[SLD]

Yeah, so I went to see "Barbie"...What about it?

Winner!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! Try this one...

or this one...for a weekend double choice...

 

[Tigers!]

Thanks! Try this one...

I know I hit your sister but she had the ball. We are told to play the man, err person. What else should I have done?

or this one...for a weekend double choice...

Nothing beats a nice cup of tea and a smoke after a few jolts of lightning.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! Try this one...

I know I hit your sister but she had the ball. We are told to play the man, err person. What else should I have done?

or this one...for a weekend double choice...

Nothing beats a nice cup of tea and a smoke after a few jolts of lightning.

WINNER!!!

 

[Tigers!]

Thank you T2
Here is the next one

 

[Gospel]

Satan continues to impart counsel to inhabitants of the Garden.