Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

"Hi ho, neighbor Tim."

 

[Elixir]

“Pardon me, do you have any spare vermin?”

 

[unapologetic]

"Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
Gray poop? Let me check my shoes.

 

[mudlark]

Trust in me, just in me
Shut your eyes and trust in me
You can sleep safe and sound
Knowing I am around

Slip into silent slumber
Sail on a silver mist
Slowly and surely your senses
Will cease to resist

Trust in me, just in me
Shut your eyes and trust in me

 

[hyzer]

Ned, the herpetologist, finally found a way to keep the Johnson’s cat out of his yard….

 

[Thomas II]

Eve!...Pssst...

 

[Tigers!]

There were some good ones (excluding damn grey poupon) but T2 wins with the biblical illusion.

You go girl.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

 

[Tigers!]

You do you remember the last time you gave me gluten-free?

 

[ZiprHead]

"I need more coffee."

 

[Elixir]

A gallon of milk?
A fucking GALLON?
What the hell am I supposed to do with that? See these paws?

 

[Thomas II]

You do you remember the last time you gave me gluten-free?

WINNER!!!

 

[Tigers!]

Time for some fun.

Take it away.

(PS this is not photoshopped. It won an award for best animal comedy shot)

 

[Elixir]

Practicing for Dancing with the Stars

 

[Thomas II]

"And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one, and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven..."

 

[Tigers!]

"Hi ho, neighbor Tim."

Finally got it. </outofscope>

 

[mudlark]

'Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio

 

[ZiprHead]

Time for some fun.
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Take it away.

(PS this is not photoshopped. It won an award for best animal comedy shot)

"Dammit! I always screw up that chord."

 

[Gospel]

May there be no dingoes, or an abundance of wallabies, on this plain today. In Jesus' name, Amen.

 

[Tigers!]

May there be no dingoes, or an abundance of wallabies, on this plain today. In Jesus' name, Amen.

Some good entries. Not suprised that Stairway to Heaven got capped. Expected to see Duelling Banjos. But no.

Gospel wins with his Aussie prayer!

Your turn lad.