Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

Its all her fault (whatever it may be).

Look who I found outside.

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks.

Who farted?

It was her.

 

[TV and credit cards]

"I'm not pulling it."

"Come on baby. Don't leave me hanging. The crowd will love it. They'll love it. I'm all mic'd up."

 

[Thomas II]

Isn't she lovely?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

She did it, she made Biden quit the race.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

"I'm not pulling it."

"Come on baby. Don't leave me hanging. The crowd will love it. They'll love it. I'm all mic'd up."

Totally what was actually said. Winner.

 

[TV and credit cards]

Picture is as found in the Lounge. I don't think it violates the editing rule. I think it adds possibilities.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I umm.. it's... you need to be told that... your umm.... *catch breath*... your uhhh... it's umm... it's hanging out... and it doesn't look particularly healthy either.

 

[Tigers!]

Covid prevention Trump style.

 

[TV and credit cards]

I umm.. it's... you need to be told that... your umm.... *catch breath*... your uhhh... it's umm... it's hanging out... and it doesn't look particularly healthy either.

Winner.

I did not notice that. Seriously, what the hell is that?
I don't want to know.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Life after super glue incident.

 

[Elixir]

Gawd he’s an ugly summbich.

 

[Thomas II]

Life after super glue incident.

 

[starwater]

Before and after plastic surgery.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Before and after plastic surgery.

Winner

 

[starwater]

Okay try this

 

[jonatha]

I may not know the Words to the National Anthem but just listen to Me blow the Tune...

 

[ZiprHead]

"This is how I used to suck on mamma's titties."

 

[Tigers!]

Will this protect me from Covid?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Reason #6 why Trump won't partake in Communion at a Catholic Mass.