Caption Contest

[Elixir]

“It’s like having to fly three times as far, when you’re stuck in this prop wash!”

 

[jonatha]

Jebus Christ! Will you pull over and let us pass... and turn off your damn blinker!

Winner

 

[hyzer]

The day that “duck-duck-goose” got out of hand . . .

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks. Let's try something with some class.

 

[Elixir]

“Does this make me look fat?”

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Gawd... I hate it when she drags me to these Jane Austen Comic Cons.

 

[mudlark]

We will fart in your general direction!

 

[hyzer]

Wait till the Red States see this new bakery idea for wedding cakes: edible cake toppers!

 

[Tigers!]

2 pigs in a poke.

 

[ZiprHead]

"They're eating the pets. Marriage won't save you."

 

[Tigers!]

Same pet marriage

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Wait till the Red States see this new bakery idea for wedding cakes: edible cake toppers!

Winner

 

[hyzer]

Thanks!

 

[ZiprHead]

The orderlies retrieving the escaped patient.

 

[Elixir]

Thanks!

When Susan refused to don the uniform issued by the rehab center, the other inmates tied her hands behind her back.

 

[mudlark]

Upon beaming down Susan was told wearing red was not the best choice.

 

[TV and credit cards]

Upon her recapture, Ofdonald was sentenced to redemption.

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks!

[wrong thread]

Chariots of Fire

 

[Thomas II]

The Mama and the Papas

 

[Tigers!]

Refugees from Trumpistan