Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

What SHOULD happen when 2 Trumpsters talk to each other for too long.

FTFY and winner.

 

[Tigers!]

Thank you. Thinking nautically now.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[jonatha]

Cross the T? I'll show you how to cross the T!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Captain, Ship ahead, Target B4.... no wait... B5.... damn it... B6....

 

[Tigers!]

Jimmy gets the right to board first.

Well done.

 

[ZiprHead]

OOC: Torpedoes? I ain't got no torpedoes. I don't have to show you torpedoes.

 

[Thomas II]

Captain, Ship ahead, Target B4.... no wait... B5.... damn it... B6....

JIMMY you won!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Caption up...

 

[jonatha]

Where's the ketchup?

 

[Thomas II]

Caption up...

 

[Tigers!]

My new career c. 7th Nov. 2024

 

[ZiprHead]

"How do I add more fat?"

I heard he yelled out to the restaurant the food bill was on him, then left, never paying for anything.

 

[unapologetic]

Caption up...

Nobody makes things golden-brown like I do.

 

[Elixir]

"Don't get too close when you're filling them- we don't want the fries smelling like Tic-Tacs and Diarrhea"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Worker: Wow, he totally relates to me as a person.
Trump: I'm firing my campaign manager! I fucking hate there people.

Caption up...

Winner

They are eating the pets? The McRib must be back!

 

[Thomas II]

Let's try this one...

 

[Elixir]

Nice arachnid!

 

[Thomas II]

BTW, https://international.la-croix.com/...ts-to-protect-his-city-from-gates-of-darkness

French Archbishop Guy de Kerimel consecrates city of Toulouse and archdiocese to the Sacred Heart of Jesus, amid controversy surrounding an urban spectacle that uses esoteric iconography. The opposition reveals the growing divide between the world of culture and a segment of Catholics...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Yeah, I don't know what party she represents, but I'm voting for it!

*On megaphone* Okay people, next one to make a "horny" joke will get one of those legs through their abdomen.