Caption Contest

[hyzer]

"So Mummy and Daddy, I have an announcement. I'm going to go work for the Discovery show "Fish Cannon."

"Oh, Richard!"

 

[KeepTalking]

"Keep your eye on the ice cream, when I count to three, I will turn it into a dog."

"Lady, we can see the dog right there, we know it's going to eat the ice cream, just like your last trick with the cheese."

"Oh, dear, leave her to it, at least she's better than Criss Angel. I do hope the dog isn't lactose intolerant, though."

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS TIE!

No, I'm not dressed up for a special occasion.
I just felt like an ice cream and my wife didn't want to come.

Keep talking; let it melt and fall. Keep talking; let it melt and fall. Keep talking; let it melt and fall. Keep talking; let it melt and fall. Keep talking; let it melt and fall...

First to post takes it away!

 

[Mageth]

"Why yes, my name is Victrola. How in heavens did you know?"

 

[Keith&Co.]

 

[Thomas II]

"Sir knight? I've just pissed in my petticoat... and nobody can do anything about it."

 

[Veritass]

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Whoo! Check out the dorsal fins on that one!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Why does everyone ask if I'm Boy George?

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Bukkake! Bukkake! Bukkake!

 

[Mageth]

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The newest fad in California is agoy.

 

[Keith&Co.]

The newest fad in California is agoy.

So what's this, the nuS noitatulaS?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The newest fad in California is agoy.

So what's this, the nuS noitatulaS?

Actually it is a warmup move to set up the Lacipyt Nacilbuper, where she bends over and stuffs her head up her own butt.

 

[TV and credit cards]

"Sir knight? I've just pissed in my petticoat... and nobody can do anything about it."

 

[Turambar]

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"...and if you master this technique, you'll be able to pull out knifes, daggers, axes and all sorts of pointy objects incrusted in your back"

 

[hyzer]

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And if you think this is amazing, just consider where I can wrap my legs....

 

[TV and credit cards]

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Itch! Itch! Itch! Ahhhhhh.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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"And here's another thing T-Rex could not do!" she bragged.

 

[couch_sloth]

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I discovered a new form of prayer in my gymnastics class.

 

[bilby]

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...and the strength to forgive the bastard who broke my neck. In Jesus Christ's name, Amen.

 

[Thomas II]

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Yes, Mathew 6:3...

 

[angelo]

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And if you think this is amazing, just consider where I can wrap my legs....

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