Caption Contest

[angelo]

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Our mother, who slaves in a kitchen, hallowed be her name, her kingdom cometh, in the dining room, as it is in the bedroom!

 

[Keith&Co.]

A lot of very, very good ones, guys.
Due to a professional blind-siding at work, this one strikes dangerously close to home.

"...and if you master this technique, you'll be able to pull out knifes, daggers, axes and all sorts of pointy objects incrusted in your back"

Take it away, Turambar

 

[Turambar]

Thanks! How about this one, feel the love:

 

[Hickdive]

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Thank fuck you're here at last! Did you bring the weed?

 

[Atheos]

So tell me Barak, do you enjoy gladiator movies?

 

[Veritass]

President Obama's arms are stiff as he hugs his father for the first time since the father's missionary days in Kenya.

 

[TV and credit cards]

How deals are done.
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What about the Bar-B-Que? You promise to bring me Joe's Kansas City Bar-B-Que. Oh, and the Cowtown Sauce Gift Box. Did you bring it all? I'll sign your climate change papers.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

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Hail Hydra.

 

[angelo]

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Thank fuck you're here at last! Did you bring the weed?

 

[angelo]

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Boy am I glad to see you!! I thought you'd never get here!

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks! How about this one, feel the love:

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Guy Looking on: I give him 2 more seconds to release the president and hug me before I shoot his balls off.

 

[Turambar]

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Thank fuck you're here at last! Did you bring the weed?

THA WINNAH!

Take it away... but one last one out of contest:

"Is that an iPhone 6 Plus or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Rhea]

I need to start following this thread more closely. Just got a good abdominal workout.

 

[Hickdive]

Thank you but I'm going to be too busy to judge this weekend so I'll throw it open for anyone to post a pic;

 

[Keith&Co.]

Thank you but I'm going to be too busy to judge this weekend so I'll throw it open for anyone to post a pic;

Kay

 

[Veritass]

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you but I'm going to be too busy to judge this weekend so I'll throw it open for anyone to post a pic;

Kay

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Junior Batman couldn't understand why he didn't get any bat symbols during the day, despite looking in the distance.

 

[Tigers!]

Waiting for Catwoman

 

[TV and credit cards]

How mom uses the internet
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Go ahead, drop another class. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

 

[Thomas II]

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Mmm...This cape...I don't know...It doesn't flow the right way...Shit!...