Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

Kamala begins her anti-Trump crusade.

 

[Thomas II]

Yeah, I don't know what party she represents, but I'm voting for it!

*On megaphone* Okay people, next one to make a "horny" joke will get one of those legs through their abdomen.

WINNER!

 

[Thomas II]

Jimmy is the WINNER!!!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Please, keep the "fishy" puns to a minimum.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Fish in the front... oh gawd, please eat the human and not me... please eat the human and not me.

 

[ZiprHead]

"For my next trick, I will make my left arm disappear."

 

[Elixir]

"For my next trick, I will make my left arm disappear."

It's called "The Bethany Hamilton move".

(/apologies for the really really bad joke)

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Kamala Harris prepping her "October Surprise"

 

[Thomas II]

Who's a good shark?

 

[Wiploc]

Who's a good shark?

Winner! (If I was calling it.)

 

[Elixir]

“Now, hand me my stick. While I balance this shark in my right hand, I will balance a spinning plate on the end of my stick with my left hand!”

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Whatever the heck this was, wasn't tried again in the Olympics.

"For my next trick, I will make my left arm disappear."

Oh oh! Do it again!!!

Winner.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Thomas II]

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One more week...

 

[Tigers!]

When he gets in the trunk throw it in the ocean.

 

[ZiprHead]

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One more week...

Winner.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks. Caption this...

 

[Wiploc]

"Dude, where's my car?"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

...but I hear the weather is pleasant in Southern California.


Dude! Where's my.... oh there it is.

 

[bilby]

Thanks. Caption this...

The Mayor's office has called for a driver awareness campaign to highlight the parking regulations in the CBD, as many motorists appear to have a total disregard for bus zones, causing delays to public transport during peak hour.