Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

Careful!...Watch it with that car!...No, not that one! THAT one there!...You're riding like a maniac, as usual!...Slow down!...If I told you once I've told you a thousand times...

TIE!! First to post has it.

Glorious.

Ho w about:

 

[gmbteach]

TIE!! First to post has it.

Glorious.

Ho w about:

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Latest boob size - DOUBLE G - for two glasses.

 

[Thomas II]

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"Proof that men can focus on two things at once..."

 

[Atheos]

Little did anyone expect that Kirk Cameron's great, great, great, great, great, great grandson would use this picture to argue that since cocktail stemware could never evolve naturally to fit a woman's breasts so perfectly this was yet another irrefutable proof of god's intelligent design.

 

[hyzer]

Breasts genetically modified to produce champaign instead of milk in nipples shaped like champaign glasses....

 

[bilby]

Excuse me, my eyes are up here.

Men!

 

[angelo]

Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you pleased to meet me!

 

[spikepipsqueak]

In nomine patris, et filii, et spiritus sanctii. May the lord bless these vessels and everything aboard.

 

[angelo]

In nomine patris, et filii, et spiritus sanctii. May the lord bless these vessels and everything aboard.

 

[Thomas II]

In nomine patris, et filii, et spiritus sanctii. May the lord bless these vessels and everything aboard.

 

[Thomas II]

Perfect waitressing...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Cheryl gave a very impressive ergonomics brief... All i can remember is, "lift with your breasts, not with your back," but i'll remember that for the rest of my life.

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In nomine patris, et filii, et spiritus sanctii. May the lord bless these vessels and everything aboard.

Winner and grand chempeen.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Thank you.

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you.

Is that a chopstick in your pocket, or you just glad to see me.

 

[Hickdive]

You know Chinese food gives me diarrhoea, right?

 

[OLDMAN]

HBO presents....the Lannister Jammies.

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

Jean Paul Gaultier's new line of clothing for Siamese twins achieved critical success, but there was still a worry about targeting such a narrow market.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Tom went on and on and on about that scene in Rising Sun where the guy ate sushi off a naked girl. His wife never saw the movie, and didn't pay all that much attention to what she thought was a foodie fascination with sushi. She was disappointed that his Christmas gift was not as fulfilling as she'd hoped.

 

[crispy]

Coolness! And now, a bit of nostalgia....

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Remind me again why we didn't bring the electric wrench?

 

[Davka]

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Salesman: "And simply by turning this handy wrench, you can adjust the 360-degree shower-head to your preferred setting!"