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Jimmy Higgins
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CPR on an elephant isn’t an easy task.
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Tigers!
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Noah decided not to take any elephants on the ark.
When they said to go outside for the Covid test I thought a slender piece of wood not the whole trunk would be used up my nose.
When they said to go outside for the Covid test I thought a slender piece of wood not the whole trunk would be used up my nose.
This should reinflate your hair...
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Redneck facemask.
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Like many who came before her, Suzanne's first lesson playing the elephone was also her last.
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Take it away jonatha - THE WINNER!
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The new Americans With Disability Act Guidelines for grab bars really have architects in a funk . . .
The new Americans With Disability Act Guidelines for grab bars really have architects in a funk . . .
Wait ... a MEN'S room? You mean, I did all of that bad-assed gymnastic parkour shit simply to take a piss and there weren't even any girls watching? Damn.
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A new gymnasium for mice is making its debut.
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Merely a philosophical version of the old saying, "Go, piss up a rope."
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Jimmy Higgins
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Media had difficulties breaking apart how many people attended the George Floyd protest from those who attended the Asthma awareness event.
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Donald Trump: "Good people, lots of good people. See this wearing of masks, not good. You can't breathe. Now, I now how to breathe, you can't wear a mask that covers your face. Am I right? These people shouldn't have masks. Masks, probably made in China. Not good. Not good. Did I mention how to breathe?"