Caption Contest

[KeepTalking]

Well, Doc, like I told the police officers, all I did was ask the missus if she would like to try putting my nuts in her mouth for a change, and the next thing you know she pushed me off the limb.

 

[Thomas II]

It was Putin...He did it...

 

[Keith&Co.]

So this guy says he has brain damage. For a plus, it's changed him so that he can understand squirrels, but for a negative, he can't tell figurative language. And after he tells me this, i say, "you're pulling my leg!"
The rest of the afternoon is a blur...

 

[Atheos]

Alas, this was only the first of many such incidents John Holmes would suffer after his reincarnation as a squirrel.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

My mother told me that even though I was only a squirrel, I can still succeed at anything I imagine.

Apparently, that wasn't true if I imagined I was a bird.

 

[angelo]

Well, Doc, like I told the police officers, all I did was ask the missus if she would like to try putting my nuts in her mouth for a change, and the next thing you know she pushed me off the limb.

It's not my place to pick the winnah! But how could anyone go past this one.

 

[blastula]

Yeah, why not? I'm late anyway. You're up, KeepTalking!

 

[angelo]

You agree then?

 

[KeepTalking]

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Hail Hydra

 

[bigfield]

No one knows what foxes say, because they keep it a secret.

 

[blastula]

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

 

[Nonsupernaturalist]

Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger.


(Sorry, Tim)

 

[blastula]

"I'm not wearing any pants."

 

[PopeInTheWoods]

No, I can't hear you. You ate my ear!

 

[aeebee50]

Taste like chicken.

 

[Thomas II]

24 hour rule...

 

[PopeInTheWoods]

Security at the Air Force test range was tragically lax.

 

[Keith&Co.]

And some days, the people of the Asterisk taunt the giant, daring him to edit the footnote, and themselves along with it.

 

[angelo]

Another day in Lilliput.