Caption Contest

[hyzer]

Thanks! Have at it:

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Totally gonna poke that boy’s eyes out.

 

[ZiprHead]

"I thought that burrito tasted a little funny."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Damn Dementors!


Meanwhile, at the St. Paul Catholic Church in Minneapolis in June...

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! Have at it:

Bukkake face Shield Fail...

 

[Gospel]

I'll take the season not to cry me a river for $1000 Alex.

 

[hyzer]

Thomas II wins! An icy blast from the past.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! Have at it...

 

[jonatha]

"One per customer.... How am I going to stash this in the Civic while I come back in?"

 

[ZiprHead]

"Wait 'til Wanda finds out goats are on sale this week."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Western Aussie Sex Shop

or

This llama's neck seems shorter than normal. Can I get it discounted?

 

[hyzer]

After Christmas, there was a sale on left-over live manger characters . . .

 

[Tigers!]

When you stop leaving your dags all over the store you can walk beside me.


When I find the butcher's section it will not take long.

 

[Bomb#20]

My pronoun is ewe.

 

[Thomas II]

After Christmas, there was a sale on left-over live manger characters . . .

WINNER!

 

[Thomas II]

But Hyzer is not available so....moving this along...

 

[Elixir]

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”

 

[Bomb#20]

"The destruction of this planet would have no significance on a cosmic scale."

 

[ZiprHead]

"Crap! We really fucked up that 2nd Amendment part."

 

[SLD]

But Hyzer is not available so....moving this along...

Good, god, people, quit arguing about the structure of the legislature! You’re both right, have two houses, say terms of six and two. Now shut the fuck up and go to bed. It’s dawn already.