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Christians: it's the atheists' fault that we are so corrupt!

Well, it IS our fault.
If we just invited them to the orgy, they'd say no.
But when we day, 'Double dog dare you,' they have no choice in the matter. You cannot ignore a two-dog dare.
 
WTF, dudes?

Going into churches and getting the good and decent people there to go and start raping and murdering for the sake of evil is MY thing.

Get your own things. :mad:
 
They may be onto something. I knew a guy who went to church for the sole purpose of picking up women. He claimed that it was the best place in to world to do it, much better than bars. According to him, those hell fire and brimstone sermons really got those women who are attracted to "forbidden fruit" into the mood.
 
They may be onto something. I knew a guy who went to church for the sole purpose of picking up women. He claimed that it was the best place in to world to do it, much better than bars. According to him, those hell fire and brimstone sermons really got those women who are attracted to "forbidden fruit" into the mood.

I wouldn't know about sermons getting the juices going, but churches are certainly filled with women.
 
They may be onto something. I knew a guy who went to church for the sole purpose of picking up women. He claimed that it was the best place in to world to do it, much better than bars. According to him, those hell fire and brimstone sermons really got those women who are attracted to "forbidden fruit" into the mood.

We must PROCREATAAAAAAH
 
They may be onto something. I knew a guy who went to church for the sole purpose of picking up women. He claimed that it was the best place in to world to do it, much better than bars. According to him, those hell fire and brimstone sermons really got those women who are attracted to "forbidden fruit" into the mood.

I wouldn't know about sermons getting the juices going, but churches are certainly filled with women.

If that's not just a church lady joke, I might actually have to go to church...
 
Sounds like any excuse to go what ever you want. :rolleyes:

That's what atheism is. It's the foundation of LaVeyan Satanism: do what you wilt. Atheists don't care that there is a universal intelligence that they have raped and abused until it was broken into 10^80 atoms. They don't care that the intelligence reached up, after they had broken it into so many pieces, and tried to reunite with all of creation.

They're too stupid to see that talk of a tri-une God is talk of a proton. They are too stupid to see that the beast of revelation is Carbon (6,6,6). They are too stupid to realize how complex their mind is, or how hard it is to perfectly balance various forces in order to make them happy, so act as if God does not exist. They are spoiled, rotten, no good beings, who care not for the plight of their creator, although they act like they'd care if a woman was being raped in a dark alley. They don't. They'd rape her if they could get away with it, which is what they do to God every single day.


Just joking. Atheists are the ones that G's us (protons) talks about in parable when G's us says "they know not what they do, forgive them". They're just a bunch of retarded, pretentious idiots. What are ya gonna do? Not like every being is willing to listen to the one we are all inside. Spacetime. Haha... a proton ever tell you that they cheat on their son? You know how they cheat on spacetime? Electromagnetism. You know that whole biblical thing about not dallying with women. Anyway, not like an atheist is smart enough to see through the story. They just think the bible was made up after all that stuff was already known....

Of course, God tell's atheists this shit, but none of them say it, because it's not "creative" to speak the truth. Whatever.
 
“Family values” politicians like Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum and Ted Cruz, who flaunt their Christian credentials and loudly lament how gays and feminists are destroying marriage appear to have lost their voices when it comes to adultery, a sin that—in contrast to gay marriage or abortion—the Bible clearly condemns.

The Bible doesn't clearly condemn gay marriage? I think a death sentence for gay male sex is a clear condemnation of gay marriage...at least marriage between two dudes.
 
“Family values” politicians like Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum and Ted Cruz, who flaunt their Christian credentials and loudly lament how gays and feminists are destroying marriage appear to have lost their voices when it comes to adultery, a sin that—in contrast to gay marriage or abortion—the Bible clearly condemns.

The Bible doesn't clearly condemn gay marriage? I think a death sentence for gay male sex is a clear condemnation of gay marriage...at least marriage between two dudes.

No, it's cool about two guys marrying each other just so long as they don't round third base.
 
Sounds like any excuse to go what ever you want. :rolleyes:

That's what atheism is. It's the foundation of LaVeyan Satanism: do what you wilt. Atheists don't care that there is a universal intelligence that they have raped and abused until it was broken into 10^80 atoms. They don't care that the intelligence reached up, after they had broken it into so many pieces, and tried to reunite with all of creation.

They're too stupid to see that talk of a tri-une God is talk of a proton. They are too stupid to see that the beast of revelation is Carbon (6,6,6). They are too stupid to realize how complex their mind is, or how hard it is to perfectly balance various forces in order to make them happy, so act as if God does not exist. They are spoiled, rotten, no good beings, who care not for the plight of their creator, although they act like they'd care if a woman was being raped in a dark alley. They don't. They'd rape her if they could get away with it, which is what they do to God every single day.


Just joking. Atheists are the ones that G's us (protons) talks about in parable when G's us says "they know not what they do, forgive them". They're just a bunch of retarded, pretentious idiots. What are ya gonna do? Not like every being is willing to listen to the one we are all inside. Spacetime. Haha... a proton ever tell you that they cheat on their son? You know how they cheat on spacetime? Electromagnetism. You know that whole biblical thing about not dallying with women. Anyway, not like an atheist is smart enough to see through the story. They just think the bible was made up after all that stuff was already known....

Of course, God tell's atheists this shit, but none of them say it, because it's not "creative" to speak the truth. Whatever.

Is that a parody of Christian arguments?
 
That's what atheism is. It's the foundation of LaVeyan Satanism: do what you wilt. Atheists don't care that there is a universal intelligence that they have raped and abused until it was broken into 10^80 atoms. They don't care that the intelligence reached up, after they had broken it into so many pieces, and tried to reunite with all of creation.

They're too stupid to see that talk of a tri-une God is talk of a proton. They are too stupid to see that the beast of revelation is Carbon (6,6,6). They are too stupid to realize how complex their mind is, or how hard it is to perfectly balance various forces in order to make them happy, so act as if God does not exist. They are spoiled, rotten, no good beings, who care not for the plight of their creator, although they act like they'd care if a woman was being raped in a dark alley. They don't. They'd rape her if they could get away with it, which is what they do to God every single day.


Just joking. Atheists are the ones that G's us (protons) talks about in parable when G's us says "they know not what they do, forgive them". They're just a bunch of retarded, pretentious idiots. What are ya gonna do? Not like every being is willing to listen to the one we are all inside. Spacetime. Haha... a proton ever tell you that they cheat on their son? You know how they cheat on spacetime? Electromagnetism. You know that whole biblical thing about not dallying with women. Anyway, not like an atheist is smart enough to see through the story. They just think the bible was made up after all that stuff was already known....

Of course, God tell's atheists this shit, but none of them say it, because it's not "creative" to speak the truth. Whatever.

Is that a parody of Christian arguments?

Christian? Where'd you get that idea?
 
BTW, the photo posted at the link is Kenneth Copeland at his scariest. Jesus! ...Alligator man!
That guy should hire out to the haunted houses that are in business this time of year.
 
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