Which is it? China unleashed genetically manipulated disease on the world... or not much worse than the flu?
Those are mutually exclusive. I just don't get this passion to protect Xi and the Chi-Coms.
*Oleg standing around*
Oleg: HOLY FUCK! I've been struck by an arrow in the chest.
Jimmy Higgins: We need to take care of that immediately. Is there a doctor in here?
Oleg: No! No! Before we deal with that I need to know who shot it.
Jimmy Higgins: What? No, that thing will kill you. Are you supposed to leave it in or take it out? All the medical stuff I know is from movies.
Elixir: I'm pretty certain you make a small incision into the lung to relieve the pressure from the bleeding.
Jimmy Higgins: Really?
Elixir: Naw, I'm just saying stuff.
Oleg: What are you two protecting the person that attacked me?
TSwizzle: The Daily Mail ain't got nothing on how to deal with this, but it does suggest that Hunter Biden's laptop could be at fault.
Jimmy Higgins: He's bleeding pretty bad here.
Elixir: Well we aren't doctors. This is a pretty bad web board to get attacked with an arrow.
Oleg: There you guys go again... protecting the shooter.
Jimmy Higgins: Dude, you are bleeding out, why is finding out the shooter so important at this very moment? *applies pressure to wounds*
Elixir: I think you are supposed to do that with a clothe, not an anvil.
Jimmy Higgins: Oh... my ba....
Oleg: Get your hands off of me. I am going to find out who... *starts wobbling* why are you guys so blurry...
*Oleg drops dead, maybe passes out... I don't know*
Ziprhead: Well fuck me... I leave this web board alone for five minutes...
That it leaked from a lab which was doing gain-of-function testing on similar viruses is entirely plausible.
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