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[Elixir]

Ovaltine was originally called Ovomaltene, after what were once its principal ingredients.

It has EGGS in it?

 

[Politesse]

Ovaltine was originally called Ovomaltene, after what were once its principal ingredients.

It has EGGS in it?

It did. Nowadays it is just malt, sugar, and whey. The original concept was meant to be a health supplement of sorts.

 

[Elixir]

Ovaltine was originally called Ovomaltene, after what were once its principal ingredients.

It has EGGS in it?

It did. Nowadays it is just malt, sugar, and whey. The original concept was meant to be a health supplement of sorts.

No wonder it tastes like shit.

 

[Politesse]

Nestle is not exactly famous for the quality of their products.

 

[bilby]

Ovaltine was originally called Ovomaltene, after what were once its principal ingredients.

It has EGGS in it?

It did. Nowadays it is just malt, sugar, and whey. The original concept was meant to be a health supplement of sorts.

Yeah, lots of our well known food brands started out as a plan to improve the people's physical and/or spiritual health.

Kellogg invented Cornflakes as part of his plan to stop people from masturbating.

Seriously.

 

[TV and credit cards]

Ovaltine was originally called Ovomaltene, after what were once its principal ingredients.

It has EGGS in it?

It did. Nowadays it is just malt, sugar, and whey. The original concept was meant to be a health supplement of sorts.

Yeah, lots of our well known food brands started out as a plan to improve the people's physical and/or spiritual health.

Kellogg invented Cornflakes as part of his plan to stop people from masturbating.

Seriously.

This stuff?

 

[thebeave]

Ovaltine was originally called Ovomaltene, after what were once its principal ingredients.

It has EGGS in it?

It did. Nowadays it is just malt, sugar, and whey. The original concept was meant to be a health supplement of sorts.

Yeah, lots of our well known food brands started out as a plan to improve the people's physical and/or spiritual health.

Kellogg invented Cornflakes as part of his plan to stop people from masturbating.

Seriously.

Yep. There is a movie from the mid 1990's called The Road to Wellville, about Kellogg, et al. I give it .

 

[Elixir]

Kellogg invented Cornflakes as part of his plan to stop people from masturbating.

Doesn’t work.

 

[TV and credit cards]

Ovaltine was originally called Ovomaltene, after what were once its principal ingredients.

It has EGGS in it?

It did. Nowadays it is just malt, sugar, and whey. The original concept was meant to be a health supplement of sorts.

Yeah, lots of our well known food brands started out as a plan to improve the people's physical and/or spiritual health.

Kellogg invented Cornflakes as part of his plan to stop people from masturbating.

Seriously.

Yep. There is a movie from the mid 1990's called The Road to Wellville, about Kellogg, et al. I give it .

Great quote from memory:
"My stool? My stool is perfect. It's round, firm, and has no more odor than a hot biscuit."

I googled it expecting a YouTube video instead I got AI.

Your description of a perfect stool aligns with a healthy Bristol Stool Scale Type 4 or Type 5 stool, which is smooth, soft, and sausage-like, indicating good digestion.

 

[thebeave]

Ovaltine was originally called Ovomaltene, after what were once its principal ingredients.

It has EGGS in it?

It did. Nowadays it is just malt, sugar, and whey. The original concept was meant to be a health supplement of sorts.

Yeah, lots of our well known food brands started out as a plan to improve the people's physical and/or spiritual health.

Kellogg invented Cornflakes as part of his plan to stop people from masturbating.

Seriously.

Yep. There is a movie from the mid 1990's called The Road to Wellville, about Kellogg, et al. I give it .

Great quote from memory:
"My stool? My stool is perfect. It's round, firm, and has no more odor than a hot biscuit."

I googled it expecting a YouTube video instead I got AI.

Your description of a perfect stool aligns with a healthy Bristol Stool Scale Type 4 or Type 5 stool, which is smooth, soft, and sausage-like, indicating good digestion.

 

[unapologetic]

WTF is a "sun hoodie"?

Sibling of a "daughter hoodie"...

Nicknames for Don Corleone's kids.

 

[zorq]

Speakin' of old products with unusual names:. Triscuit crackers (an iconic brand in the US) derive their name from the process of their manufacture, which was a novelty of its time. You see, Triscuits were "biscuits" first baked (in 1902) using elecTRICity from the recently opened (in 1895 ) Niagra falls hydroelectric plant.

Triscuits are "electric biscuits."

 

[TV and credit cards]

Hydrox cookies. Terrible name for a cookie.

In 1908, the cookie's creation was inspired by "purity and goodness", with a name derived from the hydrogen and oxygen elements within the water molecule.

 

[ZiprHead]

Ovaltine was originally called Ovomaltene, after what were once its principal ingredients.

It has EGGS in it?

It did. Nowadays it is just malt, sugar, and whey. The original concept was meant to be a health supplement of sorts.

Yeah, lots of our well known food brands started out as a plan to improve the people's physical and/or spiritual health.

Kellogg invented Cornflakes as part of his plan to stop people from masturbating.

Seriously.

Yep. There is a movie from the mid 1990's called The Road to Wellville, about Kellogg, et al. I give it .

Great quote from memory:
"My stool? My stool is perfect. It's round, firm, and has no more odor than a hot biscuit."

I googled it expecting a YouTube video instead I got AI.

Your description of a perfect stool aligns with a healthy Bristol Stool Scale Type 4 or Type 5 stool, which is smooth, soft, and sausage-like, indicating good digestion.

TMI

 

[Elixir]

Hydrox cookies. Terrible name for a cookie.

In 1908, the cookie's creation was inspired by "purity and goodness", with a name derived from the hydrogen and oxygen elements within the water molecule.

Di-hydrogen Monoxide Cakes would have been a better name.

 

[unapologetic]

I heard Kennedy wants to ban Di-hydrogen Monoxide additives.

 

[unapologetic]

Seriously.
I am currently wearing a t-shirt that says:
"ENGLISH doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar."

 

[thebeave]

I heard Kennedy wants to ban Di-hydrogen Monoxide additives.

Don't give him any ideas!

 

[thebeave]

Kellogg invented Cornflakes as part of his plan to stop people from masturbating.

Doesn’t work.

I think Kellogg was on the right track, but his ideas needed tweaking. Instead of Cornflakes, use Mr. T cereal with the caption, "I pity the fool who touch himself."

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Hydrox cookies. Terrible name for a cookie.

In 1908, the cookie's creation was inspired by "purity and goodness", with a name derived from the hydrogen and oxygen elements within the water molecule.

My first thought on reading that was hydrolox. As in the type of rocket engine.