Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[SLD]

Thanks! Let's try this one:

You had me at Hello!

 

[ZiprHead]

[FONT="]“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”[/FONT]

Wiploc wins this one.

 

[Wiploc]

[FONT=&quot]“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”[/FONT]

Wiploc wins this one.

Thanks.

Here we go:



Or:

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Ah, tell me, Mr. Gardner... have you ever had sex with a man?
Chance: No... I don't think so.
Dennis: We could go upstairs right now.
Chance: Is there a TV upstairs? I like to watch.
Dennis: You like to uh, watch?
Chance: Yes.
Dennis: You wait right here. I'll go get Warren!

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Why so serious?"

 

[Patooka]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

 

[angelo]

I see dead people!

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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"Manos a... Manos, um..."

"Manos arriba!"

"They got 'em up! Skip on down."

"Arriba!"

"Skip on down!"

"Todos ustedes "arrismense" a la pared."

"They're against the wall already!"

"Donde... Ah, you're so damn smart, You read it!"

 

[Elixir]

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"This is a call to arms!"

 

[Wiploc]

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"Manos a... Manos, um..."

"Manos arriba!"

"They got 'em up! Skip on down."

"Arriba!"

"Skip on down!"

"Todos ustedes "arrismense" a la pared."

"They're against the wall already!"

"Donde... Ah, you're so damn smart, You read it!"

Winner!

Other entries were great.

For the unwashed, the above quotation is from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

 

[Wiploc]

[Wrong thread, out of contest, illegal entry, etc.]



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Manos: The Hands of Fate

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"Nope, it looks like the refrigerator is empty."

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Winner!

Other entries were great.

For the unwashed, the above quotation is from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Thank you.

 

[Wiploc]

North by Northwest

Falling Down

The Watchers

and ...Zabriskie Point


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Edited to add: [Um, wrong thread]

Maybe I can come up with a legal entry:

"Dude, where's my car?"

(See how I put that in quotes rather than italics, so it's a line from a wrong movie rather than a title from a wrong movie? That's because I'm a professional.) Also,

"Who are those guys?"

Where Eagles Dare

"Reach for the sky!"

Insomnia

 

[jonatha]

"It's a bird. It's a plane."

 

[Keith&Co.]

Your present is a giant fucking cannon. And you're gonna crawl in it. Then I'm gonna get 2 pounds of gunpowder and I'm gonna shoot you right over Jersey! And then I'm gonna drive to Jersey, and pick up all the parts of your body and put them in a plastic bag. Then I'm gonna drive to my house with you in the bag and toss you into the fireplace. I'm gonna get my glass of whiskey and watch the Charlie Brown Special with your ashes burning IN MY FUCKING HOUSE!

 

[angelo]

" look Dad. That cloud looks like your penis"

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Your present is a giant fucking cannon. And you're gonna crawl in it. Then I'm gonna get 2 pounds of gunpowder and I'm gonna shoot you right over Jersey! And then I'm gonna drive to Jersey, and pick up all the parts of your body and put them in a plastic bag. Then I'm gonna drive to my house with you in the bag and toss you into the fireplace. I'm gonna get my glass of whiskey and watch the Charlie Brown Special with your ashes burning IN MY FUCKING HOUSE!

Winner.

I almost gave it to "Zabriskie Point", before remembering what thread this was.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Yay.

The line was from The Ref, BTW.

How about this

 

[Wiploc]

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"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

"Houston, we have a problem."

[FONT=&quot]“You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.” [/FONT]

 

[WAB]

Yay.

The line was from The Ref, BTW.

How about this

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That's not a knife. This is a knife.