Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[angelo]

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Wife Swap

 

[Wiploc]

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"Your mission, should you choose to accept it ..."

 

[hyzer]

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"I wish I knew how to quit you"

 

[Wiploc]

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"I'll have what she's having."

 

[SLD]

"One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor."

Winner!

Thanks! Let's try this:

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I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley!

 

[Patooka]

"You had me at hello"

EDIT: *read previous entries* Oh, for fuck's sake.

"I hate you!"

"I hate you! If hate were people, I'd be China!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs.

 

[Elixir]

ENOUGH, ENOUGH!

I can't choose - every single entry made me laugh - my wife thinks I've lost it. She might be correct.

First to post - take it away!

 

[SLD]

OK. I’ll do it.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Give me your hand!

 

[Keith&Co.]

You lied to me.
I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?
I am your son!
Yes, well, that just makes you more gullible.


(Must admit, the original word was sister, but this works so well....)

 

[ZiprHead]

OK. I’ll do it.

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"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

 

[Wiploc]

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[FONT=&quot]“I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a guy, asking him to love her.” [/FONT]

 

[jonatha]

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

 

[WAB]

OK. I’ll do it.

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"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water..."

 

[Wiploc]

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"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

NO... WIRE... HANGERS!

 

[Elixir]

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Frankly my Dear, I don't give a damn!"

 

[Patooka]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Couldn't resist.

 

[hyzer]

Luke: "You mean we might be a father?"
Darth: "No. I might be a father. And your mom might be a mother. And you might be a brother. See, that way I keep it all in the family."
Luke: "Wow! I didn't think people your age still..."
Darth: "The next word may be your last, kid!”