Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[Elixir]

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"Another fine mess you've gotten me into!"

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

or

"I'm the king of the world!"

 

[Patooka]

"Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."

 

[angelo]

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[angelo]

Frankly my dear. I don't give a damn!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Many good ones, but this one....

“You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.”

the second time i read it, i heard Hepburn's voice and laughed milk out my nose.
Odd, since i was drinking a cola. Need to schedule some doctor time.

But Wiploc wins.

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks.

Here we go:

 

[ZiprHead]

“If I Found One-Eyed Willy’s Rich Stuff, I’d Pay All My Dad’s Bills, So Maybe, He Could Get To Sleep At Night…”

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

 

[Keith&Co.]

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I think we'd better split up.
Good idea.
Yeah... we can do more damage that way.

 

[Elixir]

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"One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor."

 

[jonatha]

We solemnly swear we are up to no good

 

[hyzer]

“It’s our instinct to chase what’s getting away, and to run away from what’s chasing us.”

 

[Wiploc]

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"One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor."

Winner!

 

[Elixir]

"One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor."

Winner!

Thanks! Let's try this:

 

[ZiprHead]

"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

You had me at hello.

She was too old for Yentil.

Dude, where's my car?!?!

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Well, it was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together… and I knew it. I knew it the very first time I touched her. It was like coming home… only to no home I’d ever known… I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car and I knew. It was like… magic.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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You're trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson.

 

[WAB]

"One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor."

Winner!

Thanks! Let's try this:

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I'd sooner kiss a Wookie!