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For the record, I will not be trying one of those new-fangled Impossible Burgers.
If I want something that tastes exactly like a burger made from meat, I'll get a real burger made from meat. I want my veggie burgers to taste like veggie burgers, dagnabbit. I want it to taste like spiced-up veggie mush with grill marks.
Maybe some day when Impossible Burgers or lab-grown meat comes down in price I'll eat it as a guilt-free alternative, but for now I'm sticking to things as they are because I'm a curmudgeon and change makes me cranky.