Ford
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Today's GOP celebrates idiocy. I was reading an article a couple hours ago that pointed out Trump - if he gets back into office - is set to impose tariffs all over again. Ten percent minimum for any country that ships products to the US, and up to 60% for China, because...reasons. Even conservative economists are like "yeah, this is actually a terrible idea. You tried this once, and it cost us billions. Please don't do it again" but TFG thinks "trade war" is the most awesome thing to ever happen to a global inter-connected economy.My point is that back during Quayle and even Edwards run, you would be out on your ass for the smallest infraction. Quayle is an idiot, but they wouldn't stand for his idiocy back then.Quayle got "cancelled" because he was not too bright, but Edwards?Remember when Quale and Edwards were cancelled? We are living in the new Dark Ages and it's frightening.
That's one example of when - at least when it came to Presidential candidates - the two parties diverged. Maybe even flipped. John Edwards was the "next big thing" for the D party. Young, charismatic, southern, and on track to be a nominee at some point.
Then he got caught doing the thing that the Democratic party had been raked over the coals for during most of the 90s. He was not just young, charismatic, and southern...he was Bill Clinton 2.0...marital infidelity included. The Democrats said "aw hell no, not this again" and they dropped him like a live grenade.
In that moment, they became the actual "party of family values." Obama? Dedicated family man. Hillary? The victim of infidelity...but she "stood by her man." Biden? Has only been married twice because his first wife died. Marital fidelity for days. If you want to end your political career with the Democrats? Cheat on your spouse.
The GOP? "Listen, the fact that Trump left his first wife for his second, his second wife for his third, and cheated on his third wife with a porn star is nobody's business. We don't care if he's a horn dog. In fact....we kinda admire him for being that way."
And...I can't believe I have to say this, but...compared to Marjorie Trailer Queen and Congresswoman Handjob, he's allegedly the smart one. This is the "genius businessman" that's on track to not just bankrupt his own political action committees, but the RNC. And the GOP is like "no...he's the one we want. Because he's like...really smart and stuff!"
Dan Quayle was a fucking genius compared to Trump.