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[Thomas II]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Elixir]

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Nice thought but...

To own a penguin legally will require a lot of permits and paperwork, plus you would only be able to obtain a penguin that was born in captivity from a facility holding USDA permits. Like other species of birds, penguins do better in number so you wouldn't want to own 1 or 2 because penguins are social animals.

Unfortunately, you will not see penguins for sale on this or any other website.

...plus 400lbs of fresh fish per penguin per year... and a deep, clean pool of temperature-cotrolled salt water.

 

[blastula]

Nice thought but...

To own a penguin legally will require a lot of permits and paperwork, plus you would only be able to obtain a penguin that was born in captivity from a facility holding USDA permits. Like other species of birds, penguins do better in number so you wouldn't want to own 1 or 2 because penguins are social animals.

Unfortunately, you will not see penguins for sale on this or any other website.

...plus 400lbs of fresh fish per penguin per year... and a deep, clean pool of temperature-cotrolled salt water.

This is you knocking down my dream.

 

[Keith&Co.]

This is you knocking down my dream. ]

What do you mean? He proved Thomas right.

Gotta figure, if i could afford five or six penguins, and 2000 lbs of fresh fish per year, and the permits AND the pool... I think if i had that much money to throw at a penguin pool, I'd be a pretty happy individual.

Now, to win the lottery...and convince my wife we need a pod of penguins...

 

[bilby]

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

This is you knocking down my dream. ]

What do you mean? He proved Thomas right.

Gotta figure, if i could afford five or six penguins, and 2000 lbs of fresh fish per year, and the permits AND the pool... I think if i had that much money to throw at a penguin pool, I'd be a pretty happy individual.

Now, to win the lottery...and convince my wife we need a pod of penguins...

You mean a waddle of penguins, don't you? Or a raft if they're in the water.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Thomas II]

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[Potoooooooo]

 

[Potoooooooo]

 

[wally]

Nice thought but...

To own a penguin legally will require a lot of permits and paperwork, plus you would only be able to obtain a penguin that was born in captivity from a facility holding USDA permits. Like other species of birds, penguins do better in number so you wouldn't want to own 1 or 2 because penguins are social animals.

Unfortunately, you will not see penguins for sale on this or any other website.

...plus 400lbs of fresh fish per penguin per year... and a deep, clean pool of temperature-cotrolled salt water.

Years ago, I knew a guy in MO. who had what he called a Penguin-cicle. He had it in his freezer, on a stick. It was a penguin he had collected on a field trip to the south pole. His day job was studying birds.

 

[Potoooooooo]

 

[Potoooooooo]

 

[SLD]

 

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