Me: Fear God?
Me: Why? Because he is going to tell my father to murder me or tell me to murder my son?
Evangelist: That isn't what that means.
Me: "The Fear of Isaac"?
Evangelist: You are taking this out of context.
Me: So I shouldn't fear god then?
Evangelist: If you don't repent, you'll go to hell.
Me: Your sign says nothing about hell.
Evangelist: It is implied.
Me: Whatever, I am just making certain that I shouldn't be looking over my shoulder to see my Dad with a knife.
Evangelist: Why don't you people take this seriously?
Me: He's coming over for dinner tonight.
Evangelist: Stop talking to me.
Me: Maybe we'll do lasagna instead of steak.