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[Underseer]

And if it is 100% uncontaminated, why isn't it white?

Probably Monsanto.

The real answer is even more hilarious. The impurities is why that stuff has magical healing properties, but it is also pure and without impurities. Both health claims can't possibly be true, and none of the alternative/natural health nuts seem to notice.

 

[Keith&Co.]

And if it is 100% uncontaminated, why isn't it white?

It's uncontaminated 'by toxins,' they insist.

But I have early stage kidney disease and my nephrologist tells me that SALT is a toxin to me.

So, you know, fuck off, saltmonger.

 

[bilby]

 

[bilby]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Hermit]

No. No. No. That ^^^ has to be a parody!

 

[bilby]

No. No. No. That ^^^ has to be a parody!

That you were in any doubt about that scares me.

 

[Potoooooooo]

 

[Hermit]

No. No. No. That ^^^ has to be a parody!

That you were in any doubt about that scares me.

 

[Underseer]

And if it is 100% uncontaminated, why isn't it white?

It's uncontaminated 'by toxins,' they insist.

But I have early stage kidney disease and my nephrologist tells me that SALT is a toxin to me.

So, you know, fuck off, saltmonger.

One of the ingredients in salt is sodium, which explodes upon contact with water. The human body is 60% water. The other ingredient in salt is a chemical that was once used as a terrifying chemical weapon and killed countless thousands in horrific ways. Are you seriously thinking of putting that in your body?

 

[Underseer]

No. No. No. That ^^^ has to be a parody!

That you were in any doubt about that scares me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake for the genuine article.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Are you seriously thinking of putting that in your body?

Well, yeah.

Three hours into a salt-free diet, i developed a craving for sushi.
I hate sushi.
But they will give you all the soy sauce you ask for if you order sushi.
I wanted to suck those packets like tiny little dark juice boxes....

 

[repoman]

 

[Underseer]

Are you seriously thinking of putting that in your body?

Well, yeah.

Three hours into a salt-free diet, i developed a craving for sushi.
I hate sushi.
But they will give you all the soy sauce you ask for if you order sushi.
I wanted to suck those packets like tiny little dark juice boxes....

If the soy sauce is coming in packets, don't eat the sushi.

 

[gmbteach]

Are you seriously thinking of putting that in your body?

Well, yeah.

Three hours into a salt-free diet, i developed a craving for sushi.
I hate sushi.
But they will give you all the soy sauce you ask for if you order sushi.
I wanted to suck those packets like tiny little dark juice boxes....

If the soy sauce is coming in packets, don't eat the sushi.

They come in little fish shaped plastic thingys here.

 

[Angry Floof]

I love the fish shaped thingies! Here all I've ever seen is the rectangular pouch.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

 

[George S]

All by artificial insemination, eh?

 

[Old Woman in Purple]

Yeah, I know the most popular definition of 'virgin' is someone who has never had sex (thus, no children); but isn't there another less commonly used definition synonomous with 'pure of heart' or some such? Obviously, THAT definition is the one she intends.