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Angry Floof said:
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That just sounds like a Keith&Co gag... at Lowes, looking at the freezer. Keeps on looking over the small one.

Lowes Rep: Can I help you?
K&Co: Well, this one says one person, but I don't think...
Lowes Rep: Oh go to hell smart ass... like we haven't heard this gag before.
K&Co: Wait... what... how did...
Lowes Rep: *walks over to register. Shows a printed paper with K&Co's face on it that reads "Don't try to sell anything to this man. Don't ask questions. Don't try to help him."*
K&Co: Shit... looks like the word is out. Wait... does that say "Reward"?
Lowes Rep: Yeah, bout that. *tasers K&Co*
 
Jimmy Higgins said:
Patooka said:
Angry Floof said:
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Why the fuck would a by an expensive freezer when I could just chop up the bodies and put them in 4 separate eskies? C'mon people that's just basic murder math.
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What are you, a sociopath? Show some dignity for your victims like the rest of us do!

Fucking monster.
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Hey! Do you know how much electricity a coffin freezer uses? I'm sooooo sorry I'm conscious about my carbon footprint.

And yes, it has to be a coffin freezer, before you ask.
 
Jimmy Higgins said:
Angry Floof said:
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That just sounds like a Keith&Co gag... at Lowes, looking at the freezer. Keeps on looking over the small one.

Lowes Rep: Can I help you?
K&Co: Well, this one says one person, but I don't think...
Lowes Rep: Oh go to hell smart ass... like we haven't heard this gag before.
K&Co: Wait... what... how did...
Lowes Rep: *walks over to register. Shows a printed paper with K&Co's face on it that reads "Don't try to sell anything to this man. Don't ask questions. Don't try to help him."*
K&Co: Shit... looks like the word is out. Wait... does that say "Reward"?
Lowes Rep: Yeah, bout that. *tasers K&Co*
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That...explains a lot.
Yesterday:

Keith: I'm looking for-
Home Depot Employee: They have it at Lowe's.
Keith: But you don't even-
HDE: Lowe's.
Keith: It's an hour away in Albany! And New York's locked down!
HDE: Just go to Lowe's, Keith.
Keith: Okay, i guess i'll, wait, what did you call me?
HDE: Next!
 
Keith&Co. said:
That...explains a lot.
Yesterday:

Keith: I'm looking for-
Home Depot Employee: They have it at Lowe's.
Keith: But you don't even-
HDE: Lowe's.
Keith: It's an hour away in Albany! And New York's locked down!
HDE: Just go to Lowe's, Keith.
Keith: Okay, i guess i'll, wait, what did you call me?
HDE: Next!
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Everything but the taser. ;)
 
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