Images that make you laugh

[bilby]

Keith, are you sure that you didn't train any RN submariners while you were at Holy Loch?

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I will BET this is the Vigilant. They had an incident three years ago in Kings Bay. Something about stealing drugs from hookers... After three years, still known as the 'sex and cocaine' boat.
Last month, they went to KBay again, disobeyed orders, and a third of the crew ran down to Jax in Florida, got exposed to COVID.

I had nothing to do with any of them.

Yeah, I can tell you haven't even heard of them.

 

[ruby sparks]

I had nothing to do with any of them.

You took your eye off the ball, messing around with those dinosaur puppets.

 

[Angry Floof]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[thebeave]

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OK, but will she make you a sammich?

 

[ideologyhunter]

Yes. Did you miss the part about the non-drip semen collecting tray? And it's lo-cal.

 

[Potoooooooo]

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OK, but will she make you a sammich?

The gay version is a bit different

 

[Elixir]

OK, but will she make you a sammich?

If you order two of them - you're a sammich.

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

 

[Keith&Co.]

 

[Potoooooooo]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[SLD]

 

[Elixir]

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Wax

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Guy drove something like that into the store i was in. Asked the clerk about the stuff you put in radiators to stop leaks. But he didn't want that, he wanted to know if they made that sort of stuff for brake fluid.
Cuz he was suffering from leaks in his brake lines, and replacing the fluid every week. "An' brake fluid 's 'SPENSIVE!"
The look of horror on the clerk's face....

 

[Angry Floof]

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Wax

I was gonna say air freshener trees.

 

[jonatha]

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A Big Mac and large fries

 

[TV and credit cards]

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One of each.

 

[George S]

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Windshield washer fluid with built-in bug remover.

 

[ZiprHead]

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Blinker fluid.