Images that make you laugh

[TomC]

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"We" is a complex word in that context.
Tom

 

[Elixir]

… and a helluva third baseman.

 

[thebeave]

The two Jesus's I knew were both Mexican.

 

[thebeave]

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The thought of a wasp going into my pee pee hole is some serious nightmare fuel *shivers*. So thanks for that.

 

[Angry Floof]

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They misspelled "fortunate."

 

[SLD]

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… and a helluva third baseman.

Not only that but he plays football for the Alabama Crimson Tide. Just ask anyone around where I live.

 

[Elixir]

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… and a helluva third baseman.

Not only that but he plays football for the Alabama Crimson Tide. Just ask anyone around where I live.

I have a sister in’gumry …

 

[Elixir]

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The thought of a wasp going into my pee pee hole is some serious nightmare fuel *shivers*. So thanks for that.

It had been many years, but I got stung by a wasp on my hand last fall while messing with a post driver they had nested in. I remembered wasp stings as terrible intense sudden fire. But no, I saw the wasp fly away before I even felt anything. The pain came on slowly and was curiously persistent, but I’ve had worse ant bites. It was the politest flying insect sting I ever got. Not that you’d want it there …

 

[gmbteach]

 

[gmbteach]

 

[TV and credit cards]

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I was thinking, "Doc! Doc! It stings when I pee." Maybe it's a navy thing.
But it did remind me of the short film we watched before pulling into Subic Bay.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[unapologetic]

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Did Santa or the babble actually say that eating meat on Friday was a sin?
Or was that just a papel subsidy to the fishing industry?

 

[unapologetic]

I know there is a 'caption contest' thread. But you have to win for the privilege to submit a photo. I don't want to compete.
And I found a source for many deserving photos this week:

Photos of the Week: Snowy Soccer, Crouching Spider, Pain Simulator

Humanitarian aid air-dropped into Gaza, the funeral of Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny in Moscow, a blizzard in California, a parade of effigies in Bali, and much more

www.theatlantic.com

#1 - "No, I do NOT eat babies, damit!"
#3 - "our god is a loving god"
#5 - Water skiing without a boat.
#10 - "No need to fallow the trail, we'll just make our own".
#12 - "Whale-sign"
#15 - The SpaceX Falcon nebula
#16 - 2024: A space odyssey
#18 - butting heads over a mate
#19 - Olympic levitation competition
#21 - Sympathic menstrual pain (no joke)
#22 - Navy seals on 'take your dog to work day'
#33 - 'Occupy Yellowstone'

There are several other good possibilities that I just don't have the imagination to caption.

 

[blastula]

 

[TV and credit cards]

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Me passing by: "Hey, ya bagged him."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Jesus: Let he who has not sinned fire the first bullet.
Gun Guy 1: Well, no serious sins, I can fire first.
Jesus: Any sin.
Gun Guy 2: I mean who doesn't sin? That is an impossible standard.
Jesus: That is my fucking point!
Gun Guy 3: Who died and made you god?
Jesus: I did!
Gun Guy 4: Damned Commie Nanny-state'er! We're leaving and going to worship Cthulu.

 

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[SLD]