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[Angry Floof]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[SLD]

 

[OLDMAN]

What exactly were the instructions?

 

[SLD]

What exactly were the instructions?

I was wondering that myself. I’ll save this for the next time I win the caption contest.

 

[Angry Floof]

What exactly were the instructions?

My guess is circumcision. "You can't go meet God with that weird little skin thing on the tip!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Man, Abram was a tool. He was about to kill his son, which took forever for him to get in the first place... what is a little foreskin.

Meanwhile.

Yahweh: OMG! I can't believe he did it! He actually did it!
Satan: Job has nothing on this guy.
Yahweh: So what do we do now?
Satan: Let's give him the shittiest piece of plague ridden land out there and see if he remains faithful.
Yahweh: Done!

 

[Keith&Co.]

What exactly were the instructions?

You're supposed to cut the flash off before you assemble the model....

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

What exactly were the instructions?

"Just a little bit off the sides".

 

[George S]

"You're doing it wrong!"

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

What exactly were the instructions?

"Cut along the dotted line"

 

[Elixir]

 

[Angry Floof]

What exactly were the instructions?

"Cut along the dotted line"

"Cut long ways, not across."

 

[GenesisNemesis]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Wiploc]

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Cute, but....
Zombies aren't resurrected. They're raised. Still dead, just animated.
But still cute.

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

 

[ZiprHead]

Probably her squirrel husband.

 

[WAB]

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Stupid fuckin dog. Look, look. No, look. You'd think it would've figured out by now that leash ain't fuckin long enough. Stupid fuckin dog.

/Joe Pesci voice

Now how the duck did that happen??

NO KINDLE! NOT DUCK! ... FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!