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Thomas II
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Isn't that Junior on a leash?I think I like these aliens. Not only do they love their pets and take them on family outings, they have a culture that allows pets in their amusement parks.*
I know, right? I don't know why I zeroed in on the balloon. Like the Alien amusement park photo thing is hum ho.
*unless that’s a seeing-eye whatever it is.
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Pooh finally learned what the omni in omnivore means.
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Makes you wonder if he had a bad connection and that’s why there is all that shit in Leviticus.
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You've got to thank the lord, right?
No, we owned the place.
But the Lord the one that helped protect you from harm?
To be honest, I was pretty safe from harm until he bulldozed our neighborhood.
But don't you feel fortunate that you are alive and well? Like you were protected by a higher power?
By or from?
No, we owned the place.
But the Lord the one that helped protect you from harm?
To be honest, I was pretty safe from harm until he bulldozed our neighborhood.
But don't you feel fortunate that you are alive and well? Like you were protected by a higher power?
By or from?
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That reminds me of a comedy skit I saw:
. If there is a plane crash and no one was killed, the news proclaims it a miracle.
. If there is a plane crash with only one survivor, the news proclaims it a miracle that they weren't killed too.
. If there is a plane crash and everyone died, the news will interview someone who missed the flight and proclaim that a miracle.
. If there is a plane crash, everyone dies, no one missed the flight, the news proclaims it a miracle that the plane didn't crash into a populated area.
. etc., etc.
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The USS Cole bombing was just before i retired.
I have relatives that, for the entire time i was in, knew the names of three nuclear subs: USS Thresher, USS Scorpion, and my current command.
After the Cole, i got a message from one, 'I hope you got down on your knees and thanked God that He put you on subs!'
Um, no.
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Thank God it is Friday! Wait, yesterday was Thursday, so today was always going to be Friday. It isn't like yesterday was Monday and *poof* today is Friday via a glorious miracle. So why in the world are we thanking God for an inevitability?