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Magic Pencil you're the one
You make homework lots of fun
Magic Pencil I'm awfully fond of you
Magic Pencil joy of times
When I drag you, you make these lines
Magic Pencil you're my very best friend it's true
Oh, every day when I make my way to the school
I find a little fellow who's cute and yellow and true
Scratch-a-word or two
Magic Pencil, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Magic Pencil, I'm awfully fond of you
Hey, Magic Pencil would you like me to sharpen your wood with my little nifty knifey?
You would okay, how's this?



Magic Pencil, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Magic Pencil, I'd like a whole case of
Magic Pencil, I'm awfully fond of you
 
OOOOH, magical enchanted pencil! I hope it's the "God will do the work for you" spell.

Pencils plural.
God made each and every one of His children their very own magical enchanted pencil.
And when God sends you to Hell, you can use it to write “I will not ever [do whatever it was that got you sent to Hell] ever again” on an infinite roll of flaming parchment, again and again for the rest of eternity.
Don’t ask what happens if you try to use the eraser!
 
God made each and every one of His children their very own magical enchanted pencil.
But if that's true, why do these things show up in my mailbox tfor 'Recipient'? Or on my desk, marked "for a fellow student Coworker I care about!"
 
God made each and every one of His children their very own magical enchanted pencil.
But if that's true, why do these things show up in my mailbox tfor 'Recipient'? Or on my desk, marked "for a fellow student Coworker I care about!"

God denies any involvement in the fake magical enchanted pencil scam.
 
God made each and every one of His children their very own magical enchanted pencil.
But if that's true, why do these things show up in my mailbox tfor 'Recipient'? Or on my desk, marked "for a fellow student Coworker I care about!"

Like once when I ordered a cake for my friend Debbie's birthday. I had them write "Happy Anniversary, Homer and Edna" on it and then I bought some diy icing pens. When I got back to the office, I lined through "Anniversary, Homer and Edna" with the icing pen and then wrote in "Birthday, Debbie." I told her it was marked down and I was on a budget.
 
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