WAB
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yeah but...
You can lead a horse to water, and tune a piano, but you can't make a tuna-fish gather moss.
You can lead a horse to water, and tune a piano, but you can't make a tuna-fish gather moss.
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steve_bank
Diabetic retinopathy and poor eyesight. Typos ...
You can pick your beer but you can't pick your in-laws.
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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and spiders.
WAB
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A fool and his money are very popular in pubs.
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Well it's not rocket surgery.
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God has a plan for your life. That plan could well be that you are falsely accused of murdering a paraplegic Gulf War veteran with PTSD working as a fund raiser for Doctors Without Borders, are convicted, and that you end up in a prison cell in Leavenworth with a cellmate named DeWayne (plus 2 middle names) who reads from the Bible, doesn't shower, and sodomizes you for 38 years. Also he steals your Jello at lunch. Then you die from a shank wound.
or maybe god's plan is to let your mother have a miscarriage and you get to spend eternity in limbo....whatever that is?
Cheerful Charlie
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We can soar with the eagles, but weasels never get sucked up into jet engines.
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Candy is dandy, but sex doesn’t rot your teeth.
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If at first you don’t succeed, give up.
Hard work pays off over time, laziness rewards you immediately!
Hard work pays off over time, laziness rewards you immediately!
ideologyhunter
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Don't bite the hand that lays the golden egg, because a zebra cannot change its spots.
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Look a gift horse in the mouth but don't try that with a gift llama.
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Unless I am missing the point about this thread.
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ruby sparks
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It's funny you think there's a point.
Now that's a profound maxim for a rationalist and a candidate thread winner!
But I think your winking smiley should be black, and possibly frowning. To reflect the dark absurdity of life I mean, nothing to do with political correctness, lest I be misunderstood by a loitering leftist illiberal anti-SJW.
DrZoidberg
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It's funny you think there's a point.
Now that's a profound maxim for a rationalist and a candidate thread winner!
But I think your winking smiley should be black, and possibly frowning. To reflect the dark absurdity of life I mean, nothing to do with political correctness, lest I be misunderstood by a loitering leftist illiberal anti-SJW.
A black smiley.... so racist.
DrZoidberg
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Here's a good Zizek one on the same topic
steve_bank
Diabetic retinopathy and poor eyesight. Typos ...
Life is like truing around to see your butt. You can't get there but it is the journey that matters.