Joke gallery

[Elixir]

It's fair use because guys are called dicks when they act stupid or selfish.

Or insufferable pricks if they’re democrats.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Two gambling buddies meet in a Vegas bar one morning. One says, "You look like you're actually sick. What happened?"
His friend says, "Yesterday was my worst cold streak ever. Where should I start? I made six football bets, and lost all of 'em. I made four different basketball bets, and again, a total loss. So I thought I'd bet on the horses, put in three bets, and all of my horses lost."
The first guy says, "Well, there's a hockey game tonight."
His friend scowls. "Hockey? I don't know shit about hockey!"

Attributed to Norm McDonald

 

[unapologetic]

Or insufferable pricks if they’re democrats.

Or selfish pricks if they're republicans.