Political Conspiracy Thread

[Gun Nut]

Here is a nice spot to collect conspiracy theories you have heard and wish to share for humor, education, or questions.

This was a funny one.. more of a joke, really...

The Chinese Government has been caught manipulating Trump's medications. They replaced his Viagra with a placebo. Trump is calling for investigations into Erection Fraud.

 

[Angry Floof]

"ShadowPrez." Trump is really in charge from behind the scenes. The Biden we see on TV is a clone or lookalike. The real Biden, along with Pelosi, Harris, Schumer, and other top Dems, have already been executed as traitors. BUT! Making this public would cause a civil war and so it's being kept secret. So everything you see Biden doing is really Trump's doing.

 

[ZiprHead]

[TWEET]<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/mtgreenee?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@mtgreenee</a>, is this you harassing <a href="https://twitter.com/davidhogg111?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@davidhogg111</a> weeks after the Parkland shooting, that my daughter was killed in & he was in? Calling him a coward for ignoring your insanity. I will answer all of your questions in person. Get ready to record again.<a href="https://t.co/aQjL74x7kh">pic.twitter.com/aQjL74x7kh</a></p>— Fred Guttenberg (@fred_guttenberg) <a href="https://twitter.com/fred_guttenberg/status/1354420542678441986?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>[/TWEET]..

 

[ZiprHead]

A reporter tried to ask Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene about her false claims. The journalist was threatened with arrest.

At a town hall meeting on Wednesday, WRCB reporter Meredith Aldis wanted to ask Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) a question about the fierce blowback she has faced this week over old social media posts that promoted baseless claims and endorsed violence.

But when Aldis tried to ask her question at the meeting in Dalton, Ga., Greene rebuffed her.

“I’m talking to my constituents,” Greene said, refusing to listen to the reporter’s question or offer any response.

Then, staffers from Greene’s office told the reporter she had “caused a disturbance” and demanded that she and her team leave, WRCB reported Wednesday night. A sheriff’s deputy threatened to arrest Aldis and her crew for trespassing at the public town hall, which reporters had been invited to attend, the station reported.

 

[Angry Floof]

[TWEET]<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/mtgreenee?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@mtgreenee</a>, is this you harassing <a href="https://twitter.com/davidhogg111?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@davidhogg111</a> weeks after the Parkland shooting, that my daughter was killed in & he was in? Calling him a coward for ignoring your insanity. I will answer all of your questions in person. Get ready to record again.<a href="https://t.co/aQjL74x7kh">pic.twitter.com/aQjL74x7kh</a></p>— Fred Guttenberg (@fred_guttenberg) <a href="https://twitter.com/fred_guttenberg/status/1354420542678441986?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>[/TWEET]..

She's a vile piece of shit.

 

[ZiprHead]

[TWEET]<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The radical left’s socialism and cancel culture will not unify or heal America, it will only divide and destroy us. As governor I will be on the frontline defending our freedom<a href="https://t.co/zP2xX48Dfh">https://t.co/zP2xX48Dfh</a></p>— Sarah Huckabee Sanders (@SarahHuckabee) <a href="https://twitter.com/SarahHuckabee/status/1354832019675619331?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 28, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>[/TWEET]

Cancel culture? Really?

Your side just tried to violently cancel a free and fair national election, you lying crazy-eyed stupid cunt.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I can't believe how much carrying the label socialism is having. Really fucked with the minds of Cubans in Florida and the right-wing is eating this stuff up.

I personally also love how their outrageous claims are that the left is trying to divide us.

 

[ZiprHead]

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[ideologyhunter]

There's the Rodhamite Conspiracy, which allegedly centers around Hillary's lady parts, which are said to conceal:
> a juju charm carved from baobab wood, which was used in 1961 at the Santeria Black Mass held for Barack's christening in Nairobi;
> a mini-DVD which shows how Sandy Hook was faked;
> a laser device linked up to all North American wind farms, which can sterilize people within a 5 mile diameter and alter their DNA;
> a flash drive with the master plan to pry the guns from your cold stiff fingers.

I'm not sure this is group think. It may just be my cousin Tim, the evangelical.

 

[TomC]

There's the Rodhamite Conspiracy, which allegedly centers around Hillary's lady parts, which are said to conceal:
> a juju charm carved from baobab wood, which was used in 1961 at the Santeria Black Mass held for Barack's christening in Nairobi;
> a mini-DVD which shows how Sandy Hook was faked;
> a laser device linked up to all North American wind farms, which can sterilize people within a 5 mile diameter and alter their DNA;
> a flash drive with the master plan to pry the guns from your cold stiff fingers.

I'm not sure this is group think. It may just be my cousin Tim, the evangelical.

I wish I didn't have any relatives like that. But I live in semi-rural Indiana.
Tom

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

Can we include Margorie Taylor Greene's Jewish space laser conspiracy? She says that's how the California wildfires are ignited, Jewish space lasers. But she prays for all the victims so god bless.

Jewish Space Lasers Causing California Wildfires

“If they are beaming the suns energy back to Earth, I’m sure they wouldn’t ever miss a transmitter receiving station right??!! I mean mistakes are never made when anything new is invented. What would that look like anyway? A laser beam or light beam coming down to Earth I guess. Could that cause a fire? Hmmm, I don’t know. I hope not! That wouldn’t look so good for PG&E, Rothschild Inc, Solaren or Jerry Brown who sure does seem fond of PG&E,” she wrote.

The Camp Fire was not caused by solar panels shooting lasers from outer space, but by downed power lines.

In the past, Greene has trafficked the QAnon conspiracy theory, which falsely alleges that a Satanic cabal of Democratic and Hollywood elites are conspiring to control the government and drink the blood of children, including discussing the conspiracy theory on YouTube. Several of those who stormed the U.S. Capitol in the Jan. 6 insurrection were QAnon adherents.

 

[Shadowy Man]

Can we include Margorie Taylor Greene's Jewish space laser conspiracy? She says that's how the California wildfires are ignited, Jewish space lasers. But she prays for all the victims so god bless.

Jewish Space Lasers Causing California Wildfires

“If they are beaming the suns energy back to Earth, I’m sure they wouldn’t ever miss a transmitter receiving station right??!! I mean mistakes are never made when anything new is invented. What would that look like anyway? A laser beam or light beam coming down to Earth I guess. Could that cause a fire? Hmmm, I don’t know. I hope not! That wouldn’t look so good for PG&E, Rothschild Inc, Solaren or Jerry Brown who sure does seem fond of PG&E,” she wrote.

The Camp Fire was not caused by solar panels shooting lasers from outer space, but by downed power lines.

In the past, Greene has trafficked the QAnon conspiracy theory, which falsely alleges that a Satanic cabal of Democratic and Hollywood elites are conspiring to control the government and drink the blood of children, including discussing the conspiracy theory on YouTube. Several of those who stormed the U.S. Capitol in the Jan. 6 insurrection were QAnon adherents.

She should be commended for not believing the Earth is flat and for acknowledging that space exists. That’s how low my bar is right now for Republicans.

 

[barbos]

[TWEET]<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/mtgreenee?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@mtgreenee</a>, is this you harassing <a href="https://twitter.com/davidhogg111?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@davidhogg111</a> weeks after the Parkland shooting, that my daughter was killed in & he was in? Calling him a coward for ignoring your insanity. I will answer all of your questions in person. Get ready to record again.<a href="https://t.co/aQjL74x7kh">pic.twitter.com/aQjL74x7kh</a></p>— Fred Guttenberg (@fred_guttenberg) <a href="https://twitter.com/fred_guttenberg/status/1354420542678441986?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>[/TWEET]..

She's a vile piece of shit.

Be careful or republicans could nominate her in 2024.

 

[Angry Floof]

[TWEET]<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/mtgreenee?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@mtgreenee</a>, is this you harassing <a href="https://twitter.com/davidhogg111?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@davidhogg111</a> weeks after the Parkland shooting, that my daughter was killed in & he was in? Calling him a coward for ignoring your insanity. I will answer all of your questions in person. Get ready to record again.<a href="https://t.co/aQjL74x7kh">pic.twitter.com/aQjL74x7kh</a></p>— Fred Guttenberg (@fred_guttenberg) <a href="https://twitter.com/fred_guttenberg/status/1354420542678441986?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>[/TWEET]..

She's a vile piece of shit.

Be careful or republicans could nominate her in 2024.

Republicans will nominate a piece of shit no matter what any of us says.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Can we include Margorie Taylor Greene's Jewish space laser conspiracy? She says that's how the California wildfires are ignited, Jewish space lasers. But she prays for all the victims so god bless.

Jewish Space Lasers Causing California Wildfires

And what exactly is Jewish space?

 

[TomC]

Can we include Margorie Taylor Greene's Jewish space laser conspiracy? She says that's how the California wildfires are ignited, Jewish space lasers. But she prays for all the victims so god bless.

Jewish Space Lasers Causing California Wildfires

And what exactly is Jewish space?

Ask Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Asking Moogly is kinda dumb, don't you think? He's just quoting her.
Tom

 

[barbos]

I believe she meant space lasers. Lasers which are on earth orbit.

 

[marc]

[YOUTUBE]https://youtu.be/ZAZhtT-dUyo[/YOUTUBE]

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

I believe she meant space lasers. Lasers which are on earth orbit.

Well, I could have said Jewish lasers from "outer" space. Fact is there aren't any lasers involved at all, only Greene's untreated psychosis.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Jewish space lasers are real, people. How do you think Jabba the Hutt was circumcised? BTW, if you think his face was homely and flabby, you shoulda seen the foreskin. Sheesh.