Knock on wood. (that's an American saying that means punch a boner)
WHAT.THE.FUCK is wrong with Australians??!!??
Firstly, blastula is saying "knock on wood" is an American idiom. Which makes sense as no Australian would knock on wood because our last tree
burned down in January. Secondly, I'd hate to break it to you, but angelo sounds a lot more American than Australian. He only quotes the type of media outlets a Limbaugh listener would turn to (Frontpagemag, Gellerreport, The Blaze etc), he blindly follows political parties like they are a footy team (which is about as unaustralian as you can get), calls mobiles
cellphones for some obscure fucking reason and complains about socialism whilst reaping the benefits of a pension and medicare without any self awareness or irony.
As for the rest of the Australians on this board, I don't know what to tell you mate. We're not here to fuck spiders.