Profound Thoughts

[Keith&Co.]

I do believe that a key to a happy household is based on a happy wife. If Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy and all that.
But sometimes, an exasperated wife, spitting fury, is totally worth it.

 

[ZiprHead]

I don't have any tattoos. That would be like putting a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.

 

[WAB]

I don't have any tattoos. That would be like putting a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.

I think tats are repulsive. People are beginning to look like walking cartoons.

 

[ZiprHead]

Toilet paper. Do you fold or bunch?

 

[ZiprHead]

Each time you light your lighter, your lighter gets lighter until your lighter gets so light it won't light.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Each time you light your lighter, your lighter gets lighter until your lighter gets so light it won't light.

Whoa.

 

[ZiprHead]

Cum is really just boneless children.

 

[Keith&Co.]

If you loan someone $20, and never see them again, it was probably worth it.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Opinions are like assholes.... No one knows how bad yours stinks unless you air it.

 

[James Brown]

If you accomplish something good with hard work, the labor passes quickly, but the good endures. If you do something shameful in pursuit of pleasure, the pleasure passes quickly, but the shame endures.

--Musonius Rufus

 

[ZiprHead]

Do wah diddy?

 

[ZiprHead]

Although Jesus was known as a Carpenter, he never actually sang on any of the albums.

 

[ZiprHead]

If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of?

 

[ZiprHead]

Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once.

 

[WAB]

Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once.

And the reason, obviously, for us having two hands.

 

[ZiprHead]

Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once.

And the reason, obviously, for us having two hands.

Obviously.

 

[James Brown]

If you want to go fast, go alone.

If you want to go far, go together.

--African proverb

 

[ZiprHead]

If you want to go fast, go alone.

If you want to go far, go together.

--African proverb

If you want to go when it's difficult, Ex-Lax.

 

[ZiprHead]

Wouldn't it be ironic if Popeye's Chicken was fried in olive oil?

 

[4321lynx]

Wouldn't it be ironic if Popeye's Chicken was fried in olive oil?

You think Olive is hot enough to fry his cock?