Profound Thoughts

[ZiprHead]

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

 

[Keith&Co.]

If you rip a hole in a net, are you improving it? Because now it has less holes than it had before.

 

[ZiprHead]

Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.

 

[Elixir]

Anything worth doing requires doing something else first.

 

[WAB]

*deleted*

It was silly.

 

[Atheos]

There's never enough time to do it right, but always enough time to do it over.

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[mudlark]

Age changes the definition of 'Pulling an all nighter' to mean not having to get up during the night to take a piss.

 

[Atheos]

When you die you’ll be the only one who doesn’t know you’re dead, because you’re dead. It works the same way with stupid.

 

[mudlark]

Never go to the bathroom in a dream - Its A Trap

 

[WAB]

Most people use their stereo systems to listen to music; audiophiles use music to listen to their stereo systems.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[James Brown]

A man, when he has done a good act, does not call out for others to come and see, but he goes on to another act, as a vine goes on to produce again the grapes in season.

--Marcus Aurelius

 

[4321lynx]

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"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired." Jules Renard, French author

 

[Keith&Co.]

I want the gun, and i do carry a pry bar in the car, but MUST i wait until you're cold? I got shit to do.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[mudlark]

Turning off the air conditioning in your car to make it go faster is literally diverting power from life support systems, to the engines.

 

[Gun Nut]

I wonder if color blind people see Colorado as just "ado".

"Earth" without "art" is just "Eh"