My back hurts and my feet hurt.
Why is that when I only have one back but two feet?
My back hurts and my feet hurt.
Why is that when I only have one back but two feet?
Wow.Can't fling your poo if you're not willing to put your finger in it.
There comes a certain time when you realize nothing productive will be accomplished afterwards.
At my office, we call that 'Tuesday.'
Whomever came up with pockets in sweat pants is a genius.
While toilet paper might have two sides, I'm never using the second.
While toilet paper might have two sides, I'm never using the second.