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The dentist said, "No, but it will give you something to hold onto while I yank out that rotted tooth."
 
So the guy staggers to his feet, and goes back to the girl, right? Well she smiles, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Just try that in hyperspace"!
 
And as the Kluge sank, they heard the sound it made: Kluuuuuuuugeeeeee.

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You're very clever young man, but it's Turtles all the way down.
 
I don't know what you're talking about, Doc, you're the one with the dirty pictures.

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Because we needed the eggs.

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Just one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.
 
Hold on, I'll get my hat.



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And the invisible man says, "I don't know but my ass is on fire."


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The pope takes a long, deliberate sip from his wine, leans back and says, "You know ... you fuckers are okay!"


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"Them sheep ain't nothing but a bunch of liars!"
 
"Then i slap her on the ass and say, 'Hey, Baby, how 'bout a blowjob?' And she pretends she's asleep."
 
"Yeah, Wonder Woman was surprised, can't argue that,, but the Invisible Man? He was REALLY surprised."
 
"Well, now, that was me first day with the hook."

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"Okay. He's too hairy for an electrician. His arms are too long for an engineman. His legs are too short for a hull technician. Call the wardroom and see if any junior officers are missing."
 
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