"... and that was the second time I got crabs" from the cult comedy Super Troopers
"Oh, this your wife...you musta been something before electricity." - Rodney Dangerfield
"You really think it's cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven? " - Bill Murray as Capt. Steve Zisou, talking about having sex with a pregnant woman
" Fry, grab a Kleenex for this one, 'cause there's no god and your idiotic human ideals are laughable. Ha ha ha!" Bender the robot on Futurama