We all know that Santa is Satan. Its right there in the name, they both wear red, and they both fight Jesus for attention at Christmas, but what other reasons do you have that Santa is Satan?
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He can walk through fire. Have you ever heard of anyone's Christmas being cancelled because they had a fire in the fireplace?
Good one!
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They both have minions with pointy ears: elves, demons. Though I don't think the demons have a union.
And I'm pretty sure they both have a dentist named Hermey.
And I'm pretty sure they both have a dentist named Hermey.
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They're both imaginary.
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In some countries, Santa's role is attributed to a witch.
Witches are well-known for being Satan's handmaidens of naked widdershins dancing and deosil flower arranging.
Witches are well-known for being Satan's handmaidens of naked widdershins dancing and deosil flower arranging.
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Because Church Lady said so. (with echo
"SATANNNNNNN!!!"
"SATANNNNNNN!!!"
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Because insisting otherwise is a blatant micro-agression towards dyslecix persons.