*at grocery store*
bilby: Metaphor, why are you waiting in that long line, there is no one at aisle 8.
Metaphor: That cashier is against gay marriage.
bilby: Really, didn't know. What about aisle 4, just one person in line there.
Metaphor: Against the flat tax.
bilby: How do you know this stuff? Someone just opened up at 2.
Metaphor: Her? She believes in anthropomorphic climate change.
bilby: ... Why do you have 100 boxes of corn meal?
Metaphor: Well, this could take a while, but long story short, the CEOs, laborers, receptionist or the like at most of the companies that sell the products here have political stances I don't agree with, so I don't want to be mistaken as expressing support for those causes.
bilby: Really. Has it occurred to you that if you buy their products, that means they are supporting your causes?
Metaphor: *mind blown*