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Rhea

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Starting a thread to have a place to laugh at stuff like this.

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want to reply, I have an entirely different reaction to this photo. To me the caption should be more like, Here's what Nature thinks of your "god".

or

Nature 1, Jesus Hung-Out-to-Dry
 
confirmation bias
 
Better response is "God left his calling card to help remind you all who caused the tornado."

That is incredible, though. I remember seeing pole with bad damage being held up by the lines, but that is a whole new level of support there.
 
Sorry, I can't even think about the stupid things regular ordinary Christians say, because I can't stop thinking about the fact that William Lane Craig, the pride and pinnacle of Christian apologetics, tried to disprove special relativity with a syllogism.

With a syllogism.

Seriously, that is dumber than anything ordinary Christians on Facebook will ever post. I can't stop thinking about it.

A syllogism.

Really.

Syllogism.

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
 
DAMN!! Rhea, you must be reading my mind because I thought of something very similar to this last night. :p


My idea was to post all the silly things people thank God and Jesus for. Do you mind if we do that here too?
 
I read as many of the 39 as I could stand. Some of them are pretty funny. Nearly all of them have that strong streak of superstition that I hear in believers who cross my path here in the heartland. A lot of them have that good ol' Christian hatred for skeptics and the secular world. And there's Obama Derangement Syndrome. Where would the Christian Right be, without that? I sometimes wonder what books are on these folks' shelves. Mostly books I don't want to read, I think.
 
gmbteach said:
DAMN!! Rhea, you must be reading my mind because I thought of something very similar to this last night. :p


My idea was to post all the silly things people thank God and Jesus for. Do you mind if we do that here too?
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Go ahead, perfect place for it. great mind humor alike.
 
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Rhea said:
Starting a thread to have a place to laugh at stuff like this.

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want to reply, I have an entirely different reaction to this photo. To me the caption should be more like, Here's what Nature thinks of your "god".

or

Nature 1, Jesus Hung-Out-to-Dry
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So, your God wants you to know Jesus is a piece of trash, and that if you try to get close to the bugger he will just as well fry your little idolatrous ass?

:D
 
Another one - I have a whole different reaction to this photo than you do. Also, there is no such study.

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It looks like a good way to ensure that if one member of the theatre staff failed to scrub properly, there are now three non-sterile staff in the theatre.

Multiplying even a very small chance of infection by three to no medical purpose seems foolish at best.
 
bilby said:
It looks like a good way to ensure that if one member of the theatre staff failed to scrub properly, there are now three non-sterile staff in the theatre.

Multiplying even a very small chance of infection by three to no medical purpose seems foolish at best.
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But if they're the people that think God created AIDS to punish teh gays, then that just gives the bacteria more opportunity to infect at God's will!
 
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