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Well, potentially. I guess that whatever tits and thighs she has are hers. The original of that photo has her holding one of her books and it was too much of a publicity shot. It was her eyes that first drew me: the picture I was given is unrecognisable but you can't have everything.

Yea okay, but can she make a sandwich?

There is a certain beauty in watching a woman doing this, whether it be lovingly arranging gherkins or vigorously slamming a bratwurst down on a counter top.

FTFY
 

Jason: Hylas, fetch some water from the pond, but do not--under any circumstances--climb into the pond yourself. It is very dangerous.

Hylas: Pfft no problems what do you take me for

Jason: Also there are redhead septuplets bathing nude in the pond. Off you go now.
 
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So, how come when Donald Trump goes to the dressing room of the Miss USA contestants while they are in various stages of undress, people lose their shit over it. Yet, the guy in the painting does the same thing essentially (actually its even more risque) and its considered art. And in fact, there is outrage by some when the painting gets removed. Maybe someone should make a painting like this of our president in the Miss USA dressing room. :tonguea:
 

So, how come when Donald Trump goes to the dressing room of the Miss USA contestants while they are in various stages of undress, people lose their shit over it. Yet, the guy in the painting does the same thing essentially (actually its even more risque) and its considered art. And in fact, there is outrage by some when the painting gets removed. Maybe someone should make a painting like this of our president in the Miss USA dressing room. :tonguea:
You have no clue of what takes place in that painting, do you?
 

So, how come when Donald Trump goes to the dressing room of the Miss USA contestants while they are in various stages of undress, people lose their shit over it. Yet, the guy in the painting does the same thing essentially (actually its even more risque) and its considered art. And in fact, there is outrage by some when the painting gets removed. Maybe someone should make a painting like this of our president in the Miss USA dressing room. :tonguea:

It is forbidden to contemplate the death of the king. Therefore, one should not analogize Donald Trump and the guy in the painting.

In the painting, yes they was asking for it, but he's still going to die.
 
Fair enough. Tell you what, if she can prove she even has a GCSE in Geography I'll agree to shag her.

She should consider herself a very lucky young lady that there are still decent folk around, the kind who will walk you across the road, keep an eye on your house when you're on holiday, bang you if you have passed certain exams.
 
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