They are 920km away, and on foot. Is it possible to think of a less terrifying scenario, because I am really struggling to do so.
I mean, I know 'home of the brave' has long since become a huge joke; But could you please try to be a teeny bit more manly about things? Perhaps you could jump on a chair shrieking because you heard that there was a mouse in Canada? Or hide behind the couch in case there's a spider with hairy legs in the Falkland Islands?
Americans are such cowards these days. What the fuck happened to you guys?
An excellent question, bilby.
What happened to these guys is that the Democrats had power for 8 years... enough time to scare the shit out of sane folk who don't like quinoa, or being legally coerced into sharing a bathroom with shemales, or having ridiculous regulations placed on gun manufacturers that the fail to serve the purpose of safety for anyone (magazine capacity - fail, bump stock - fail, etc..).
The fear of having Californian snowflake pussies having any say over how OTHER states run things...
The fear of losing more freedom.
The current administration is the "fuck you back" administration.
That's what fucking happened.