Keith&Co.
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And now the war is into the post-season.
A coworker is bragging about how many businesses he shopped at and bullied the clerks into saying 'Merry Christmas' instead of 'Happy Holidays.'
That's even the term he's using.
It struck me that in 2001, he tried to make me feel guilty because i didn't show my patriotism after 9/11. I had no little flag on my bumper or shoved in a window during September.
Of course, that also meant that i didn't have sunbleached strip of torn, threadbare fabric on my car in November. And no flag trash sitting in the gutter in December. I pointed out, then, that i'd done 20 in uniform and felt my patriotism had been demonstrated, if not illustrated.
Now, i'm thinking he's still het up about appearances. Not deeds.
I asked how many of the stores where he flexed his vocabulary had a Salvation Army bell-ringer out front? And how many times did he put money in the bucket?
Turns out, he walked past many volunteers, without donations. "Okay, what charity DID you support for the CHristmas Season?"
Oh, well, he tithed.
Same amount over the month as you did over July?
Um, yeah.
So, no EXTRA donations made for Christmas.
OUr tradition is to recycle all the bottles and cans from the year, buy everyone in teh family a soda, and hand the rest over as we go past the SA bucket.
So, you paid God what you always pay him, and the only thing you do different is get people to mouth a certain phrase. We donated around $50. And wished him a happy holiday season while we did it.
Your only hope is that God at least thinks you LOOK like a Christain...
A coworker is bragging about how many businesses he shopped at and bullied the clerks into saying 'Merry Christmas' instead of 'Happy Holidays.'
That's even the term he's using.
It struck me that in 2001, he tried to make me feel guilty because i didn't show my patriotism after 9/11. I had no little flag on my bumper or shoved in a window during September.
Of course, that also meant that i didn't have sunbleached strip of torn, threadbare fabric on my car in November. And no flag trash sitting in the gutter in December. I pointed out, then, that i'd done 20 in uniform and felt my patriotism had been demonstrated, if not illustrated.
Now, i'm thinking he's still het up about appearances. Not deeds.
I asked how many of the stores where he flexed his vocabulary had a Salvation Army bell-ringer out front? And how many times did he put money in the bucket?
Turns out, he walked past many volunteers, without donations. "Okay, what charity DID you support for the CHristmas Season?"
Oh, well, he tithed.
Same amount over the month as you did over July?
Um, yeah.
So, no EXTRA donations made for Christmas.
OUr tradition is to recycle all the bottles and cans from the year, buy everyone in teh family a soda, and hand the rest over as we go past the SA bucket.
So, you paid God what you always pay him, and the only thing you do different is get people to mouth a certain phrase. We donated around $50. And wished him a happy holiday season while we did it.
Your only hope is that God at least thinks you LOOK like a Christain...