I've explained my positions far more than you have ever explained yours, and that is a fact.
Bullshit. There have been so many examples of you not answering or stating a position that there is a multitude of threads in `elswhere` because of your obfuscation. I fucking remember how long it took and how many post I had to make for you to respond to
this fucking post, just to name an example.
So you want to know what a third side is?
Mike, Joe, and Bob are sitting in a room. Mike says "I think we should go to McDonalds." Joe says "I think we should go to Burger King." Mike and Joe turn to Bob and say "Should we go to McDonalds or Burger King?" Bob says "I think I want to go to Wendy's."
According to me, Bob wants to go to Wendy's. According to you he needs to choose between McDonalds and Burger King because those were mentioned first and by saying "Wendy's" he is throwing away his vote, he needs to grow up and choose between one of the two options
A more accurate analogy would be this; David, Rob, Patrick and Jason are about to go on a lunch break.
Patrick: Okay lads, where are we going for lunch?
David: McDonalds
Rob: Subway
Jason: McDonalds is fucked. The food is shit and it's too fucking expensive,
Patrick: Subway it is then.
Jason: Why?
Patrick: You just said Maccas is shit, so fuckit Subway it is
Jason: I never said Subway was good
Patrick: Fine: what do you want?
Jason: I've made my opinion clear.
Patrick: No you fucking haven't All you've said is you don't like Maccas and I'm pretty sure you only said that because Dave said he wanted Maccas
Jason: It's not my fault you think that.
Patrick: Fine then, Maccas?
Jason: No it's shit. I fucking told you it's shit you stupid cunt! Why don't you listen to me?
Patrick: Hey! Fucknut! We can either have Maccas or Subway. I would prefer Aportos but the nearest on is 5 fucking k's away and by the time we get there, we'd have to get back to work. So I'll choose Maccas if I have to.
Jason: That's your problem. I've made my choice clear
Patrick: No you fucking haven't cunt! All you've done is say how shit Maccas is. You do this all the fucking time dipshit. You'll put shit on anything Dave has to say, but when it's time to grow some fucking balls an make a fucking decision of your own you act like an absolute soft cock. You didn't make a decision last Saturday on what movie to watch except Dave's selection was gonna be shit, I personally don't usually give a fuck one way or the other so it's usually down to Rob or Dave. You always put shit on Dave and then act like a complete pussy when someone asks you to put your money where your fucking mouth is so I'll ask you very clearly ARE YOU OKAY WITH SUBWAY FOR LUNCH?
Jason: ...I think Dave is racist.
Patrick: That's not a yes or no fucknut!
Jason: I've made my lunch preferences very clear. I am clearly superior to you and it is not my fault you don't understand.
Patrick: Fuckit. Starve cunt. See if I care.
*28 days later*
Jason: Look at me starving to death. Clearly it's obvious Dave doesn't believe in the things he talks about otherwise he would have helped me. I knew he was racist...*dies*
That is quite literally your arguments. If you want a fun exercise, count the amount of times you posted "I've made my point clear", without making your point clear. I only looked in the elsewhere forum and I stopped after 50 but I'm sure you beat that. And if you feel offended take solace in the fact that all I am doing is pointing out how you argue. You as a person I could care less about.