TomC
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Say it with Jackson's voice, presence, and physique and you too could be a multi millionaire.
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You wouldn't make any money after you paid Sam for his presence.
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I wish I could get paid even a dime every time I said "motherfucker" while working under my truck. I'd have a nice little retirement fund going.
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Heh! I like to watch Wheeler Dealers with Edd China. My wife asked me once if he ever swears. I said there's no such thing as an auto mechanic that doesn't swear.
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An auto mechanic who has never sweared is one who has never had his wrench slip* while trying to remove a stuck bolt on his exhaust system.* Or break (long story, don't ask).
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I actually shoved a flat blade screw driver through my finger. The bad words flew that time.
* Or break (long story, don't ask).
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There's something somewhere on this site that says "My swear jar could fund NASA."
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Just a thought:
The Atlantic posts 'Photos of the Week'. Some are ripe for a silly caption.
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www.theatlantic.com
This may be the only time I'll get away with saying this on IIDB.
MOTHERFUCKER ;-)
The Atlantic posts 'Photos of the Week'. Some are ripe for a silly caption.
Photos of the Week: Bridal Carry, Ostrich Hug, Godzilla Oscar
X-ray analysis of an 18th-century violin in France, the launch of a SpaceX rocket in Texas, white-water canoeing in New Zealand, Ramadan prayers in Indonesia, and much more
Winners of the 2024 Sony World Photography Awards Open Competition
A collection of some of the winning and shortlisted photos from this year’s competition
This may be the only time I'll get away with saying this on IIDB.
MOTHERFUCKER ;-)
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How AI thinks a stereotypical person from each of the 50 US states looks.
Here's the typical Minnesotan heading off to work:
Here's the typical Minnesotan heading off to work:
hurtinbuckaroo
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Awkward way to carry your lunch.
Some of them are pretty spot-on.
And I found Waldo! He lives in Illinois.
Nah, he's celebrating his birthday in Baltimore...
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I don't get the Wyoming. ???
And is Alabama spot on?
And is Alabama spot on?
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Props to AI. Guy looks so totally Norwedish I can’t even …
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WTF is with Indiana?
One of the things I was struck by at a native American group's Sundance was how white most of them were.
We pretty much killed off our injuns along with the bears and wolves 150 years ago.
Tom
One of the things I was struck by at a native American group's Sundance was how white most of them were.
We pretty much killed off our injuns along with the bears and wolves 150 years ago.
Tom
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There's something wrong with that AI. Some of these people look white and male. 
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I thought that too.
My mom's sister lived in Casper, Wyoming. So we visited a good bit. It looked super white to me.
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No one is wondering about Homo Scubilis?
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That's a silly comment. They tried to use a banana for scale, as is standard practice. But it wasn't visible on smaller screens. So flippers for scale.