Things that make you laugh...

[TomC]

Say motherfucker one more time…..

For $1040 I will.

Say it with Jackson's voice, presence, and physique and you too could be a multi millionaire.
Tom

 

[Elixir]

Say it with Jackson's voice, presence, and physique and you too could be a multi millionaire.
Tom

You wouldn't make any money after you paid Sam for his presence.

 

[thebeave]

I wish I could get paid even a dime every time I said "motherfucker" while working under my truck. I'd have a nice little retirement fund going.

 

[ZiprHead]

I wish I could get paid even a dime every time I said "motherfucker" while working under my truck. I'd have a nice little retirement fund going.

Heh! I like to watch Wheeler Dealers with Edd China. My wife asked me once if he ever swears. I said there's no such thing as an auto mechanic that doesn't swear.

 

[thebeave]

I wish I could get paid even a dime every time I said "motherfucker" while working under my truck. I'd have a nice little retirement fund going.

Heh! I like to watch Wheeler Dealers with Edd China. My wife asked me once if he ever swears. I said there's no such thing as an auto mechanic that doesn't swear.

An auto mechanic who has never sweared is one who has never had his wrench slip* while trying to remove a stuck bolt on his exhaust system.

* Or break (long story, don't ask).

 

[ZiprHead]

I wish I could get paid even a dime every time I said "motherfucker" while working under my truck. I'd have a nice little retirement fund going.

Heh! I like to watch Wheeler Dealers with Edd China. My wife asked me once if he ever swears. I said there's no such thing as an auto mechanic that doesn't swear.

An auto mechanic who has never sweared is one who has never had his wrench slip* while trying to remove a stuck bolt on his exhaust system.

* Or break (long story, don't ask).

I actually shoved a flat blade screw driver through my finger. The bad words flew that time.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

I wish I could get paid even a dime every time I said "motherfucker" while working under my truck. I'd have a nice little retirement fund going.

There's something somewhere on this site that says "My swear jar could fund NASA."

 

[unapologetic]

Just a thought:
The Atlantic posts 'Photos of the Week'. Some are ripe for a silly caption.

Photos of the Week: Bridal Carry, Ostrich Hug, Godzilla Oscar

X-ray analysis of an 18th-century violin in France, the launch of a SpaceX rocket in Texas, white-water canoeing in New Zealand, Ramadan prayers in Indonesia, and much more

www.theatlantic.com

Winners of the 2024 Sony World Photography Awards Open Competition

A collection of some of the winning and shortlisted photos from this year’s competition

www.theatlantic.com

This may be the only time I'll get away with saying this on IIDB.
MOTHERFUCKER ;-)

 

[Arctish]

How AI thinks a stereotypical person from each of the 50 US states looks.

Here's the typical Minnesotan heading off to work:

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

How AI thinks a stereotypical person from each of the 50 US states looks.

Here's the typical Minnesotan heading off to work:

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Awkward way to carry your lunch.

Some of them are pretty spot-on.

And I found Waldo! He lives in Illinois.

 

[jonatha]

Disappointed in Kentucky. Looks much more like Connecticut to me...

 

[jonatha]

And I found Waldo! He lives in Illinois

Nah, he's celebrating his birthday in Baltimore...

 

[ZiprHead]

I don't get the Wyoming. ???

And is Alabama spot on?

 

[Elixir]

How AI thinks a stereotypical person from each of the 50 US states looks.

Here's the typical Minnesotan heading off to work:

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Props to AI. Guy looks so totally Norwedish I can’t even …

 

[TomC]

WTF is with Indiana?

One of the things I was struck by at a native American group's Sundance was how white most of them were.

We pretty much killed off our injuns along with the bears and wolves 150 years ago.
Tom

 

[thebeave]

There's something wrong with that AI. Some of these people look white and male.

 

[TomC]

I don't get the Wyoming. ???

I thought that too.
My mom's sister lived in Casper, Wyoming. So we visited a good bit. It looked super white to me.
Tom

 

[Elixir]

 

[TV and credit cards]

No one is wondering about Homo Scubilis?

 

[Elixir]

No one is wondering about Homo Scubilis?

That's a silly comment. They tried to use a banana for scale, as is standard practice. But it wasn't visible on smaller screens. So flippers for scale.