Things that make you laugh...

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[ZiprHead]

preview of Rump's birthday parade.
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Through my hometown.

I've heard one of the tanks is already festooned with "Fuck Fauci" grafitti.

 

[bilby]

Well, it's official.

My employer is taking the P.

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[Elixir]

Well, it's official.

My employer is taking the P.

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I wonder how much that cost. Are they going to sell off the newly un-needed Ps to pay for the removal process?

 

[bilby]

I wonder how much that cost. Are they going to sell off the newly un-needed Ps to pay for the removal process?

I susect that they will ut them u for sale. You can exect to see them disaear across the city as eole realise their market value.

The removal rocess shouldn't rove to be articularly exensive, and might even show a rofit.

 

[gmbteach]

I wonder how much that cost. Are they going to sell off the newly un-needed Ps to pay for the removal process?

I susect that they will ut them u for sale. You can exect to see them disaear across the city as eole realise their market value.

The removal rocess shouldn't rove to be articularly exensive, and might even show a rofit.

Now you just taking the iss!

 

[thebeave]

This conversation just sparked a memory of a joke that was popular when I was in first grade:

Little boy in class raises hand: "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom....please, now?"
Teacher: "OK, but you have to recite the alphabet before I let you leave."
Boy: "OK... ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ"
Teacher: "What happened to the P?"
Boy: "It's running down my leg!"

 

[TV and credit cards]

I remember the first joke I ever heard.
A man was found living in the woods. He had been there his entire life.
In an attempt to integrate him into society, it was decided to start at the beginning with the children's singalong, Head, shoulders, knees, and toes.
The man repeated it perfectly on his first attempt.
Surprised, the doctor said, "How did you learn that so fast?"
The man tapped on the side of his head and said, "Kidneys, doc. Kidneys."

 

[gmbteach]

This.







I guess he knows who’s boss.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[gmbteach]

 

[jonatha]

And how do you get an angry swan into an IKEA bag?

 

[Elixir]

I’d have thought bagging them would make them even angrier. But I don’t know a lot about swans.

 

[bilby]

And how do you get an angry swan into an IKEA bag?

You don't, you get down from a duck.

 

[hyzer]

And how do you get an angry swan into an IKEA bag?

I don’t know but it requires an Allen wrench

 

[unapologetic]

 

[Elixir]

 

[unapologetic]

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He doesn't have that nice warm glow anymore.